Funny Signs

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1.Spotted in a toilet of a London office:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER.
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


2.In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC
WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL
YOUR CLOTHES WHEN
THE LIGHT GOES OUT


3.In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT
UPSTAIRS


4.In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON
WHO TOOK THE STEP
LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT
BACK OR FURTHER
STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


5.In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK
STAFF SHOULD EMPTY
THE TEAPOT AND
STAND UPSIDE DOWN
ON THE DRAINING
BOARD


6.Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING
- BICYCLES,
WASHING MACHINES, ETC.

WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE
ALONG AND GET A
WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


7.Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED
DUE TO ILLNESS


8.Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS
PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


9.Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN
AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE
ON THE FIRST FLOOR


10.Notice in a field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS
WALKERS TO CROSS
THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES


11.Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ,
THIS LEAFLET
WILL TELL YOU HOW
TO GET LESSONS


12.On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR
THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)