Gator

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Lmfao!!!!!!!

 

[Dr.RVs]

Baha,lololol...

 

[a_non_ah_mus]

"Gator"

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his
side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He
turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's
mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the
gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll
then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit
unscathed. In return for witnessing this
spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man
stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and
placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and
rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The
gator opened his mouth and the man removed his
genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks
were delivered. The man stood up again and
made another offer.

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After awhile, a hand
went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly
spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to
hit me on the head with the beer bottle."