heads up - pack your own condoms

[TheKWguy]

cheap asian condoms are apparantly made for small dicks. I had one break on me this aft, i noticed immediately....

anyways pack your own covers. No one cares about your health except for you.

 

[Pay2Play]

cheap asian condoms are apparantly made for small dicks. I had one break on me this aft, i noticed immediately....

anyways pack your own covers. No one cares about your health except for you.

They are usually using name brands you can buy anywhere. What cut rate dump did you dump in?

 

[Leviathan]

It’s true some buy in bulk with deep discount “manufacture” cast offs.

 

[TheKWguy]

i didn't check what brand after? don't care, just bring your own shit around

 

[Leviathan]

Will there be a baby KWguy Eurasian ?

i didn't check what brand after? don't care, just bring your own shit around

 

[Pay2Play]

Will there be a baby KWguy Eurasian ?

Asians are worried about pregnancy more than disease. I’m still confused by the logic! Lol

 

[Leviathan]

WUT !!!! You moron ! You suppose to act like an average Joe sheeple hoping to get more mileage through each repeat visits!

VIP? You idiot. My haters are going to pounce on that !!

Holy fuck! Sometimes I feel like putting a bat to your fat head !!!!!

Good grief. Charlie Brown.

Lord Kray

I guess I am getting the VIP treatment from Rita, who I helped discover while CC was the very very low key LM account manager, b/c she uses name brand Durex on me. Also medium size (rather than small). She obviously has been specially trained for the Western export market (likely another poach from Yi Ren??), unlike the FOBs who are still using asian condoms (along with no make up, like poor little spinner aa - or was it bb or zz, these cute mainland nicknames confuse the heck out of me ??).

PS: I did however have the same problem as the OP when I fuc-ed a hot local asian civilian wife (international goodwill gesture!). The very tiny condom (but very good finger fit for a white guy!) was apparently made in the mainland for domestic one-child birth control and issued free at work. But some immigrant gals just do not think ahead adequately, for a new life, in a big new country !!

 

[Pay2Play]

I guess I am getting the VIP treatment from Rita, who I helped discover while CC was the very very low key LM account manager, b/c she uses name brand Durex on me. Also medium size (rather than small). She obviously has been specially trained for the Western export market (likely another poach from Yi Ren??), unlike the FOBs who are still using asian condoms (along with no make up, like poor little spinner aa - or was it bb or zz, these cute mainland nicknames confuse the heck out of me ??).

PS: I did however have the same problem as the OP when I fuc-ed a hot local asian civilian wife (international goodwill gesture!). The very tiny condom (but very good finger fit for a white guy!) was apparently made in the mainland for domestic one-child birth control and issued free at work. But some immigrant gals just do not think ahead adequately, for a new life, in a big new country !!

You used a condom with her? I didn’t know that was an option.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Trojan is number one.

 

[blackdog]

cheap asian condoms are apparantly made for small dicks. I had one break on me this aft, i noticed immediately....

anyways pack your own covers. No one cares about your health except for you.

Met one MPA who was using Lambskin condoms. I had to explain to her that they provided NO protection against STD's.

 

[blackdog]

Asians are worried about pregnancy more than disease. I’m still confused by the logic! Lol

I've met two MPA's over the years who where trying to get pregnant from their husbands while still working in the spa. In that case I would say it's quite understandable to worry about pregnancy.

 

[TomBlackest]

cheap asian condoms are apparantly made for small dicks. I had one break on me this aft, i noticed immediately....

anyways pack your own covers. No one cares about your health except for you.

Yeah those condoms should fit ur small white dick just fine with room to spare, u little honky white trash

 

[TomBlackest]

i didn't check what brand after? don't care, just bring your own shit around

Yeah bring them honky white trash trailer brands named bubba

 

[Leviathan]

Perfect! Name drop the Lord Kray and put the fear of Ferengi God to perform or else - personal photos and recordings will be released and no more promo for Rita 5.0 face

FYI she does same mechanical assembly service to the herd. Sorry to burst your bubble .

Lord Kray, I got her to special vip squirt in my mouth but I realized it was pee pee

I assume Rita treats me extra well since I use big words - no doubt I sounded like a VIP in her broken english - a science grad may just get regular treatment (lfk, daty, minimum 3 position cfs, cbj) - maybe SF2 if you name drop and say you are a personal friend of the famous spa gentleman and buff guy Mr KJ

 

[Leviathan]

Lord Kray’s relative bench mark.

Fat pig Asian Lawyer: -1
Rita: 5

Not bad score for Rita ? She is better than pork chop lawyer by 6 points !

One man’s treasure is another man’s trinket ? . She is all yours buddy ! I will leave the Tier C’s for you to dine on. LoL LoL

Lord Kray

I understand from my spa mgmt night school teacher Professor KJ that some promo guys came up the ladder through the "back door" doing low level accounting-type work.

The gents with good people skills, and a good smile, are prompted to work reception. They then get to mingle with the customers and the ladies, and go out to fun teambuilding lunches, etc. etc.

Anyway, in my night school course we are also learning to assess real asian beauty. So we are using the famous fugly asian 300 plus per session sp lawyer as our low-end example. Anyone who is not too blind will quickly realize that Rita is considerably better looking than her. So to call Rita just a 5/10 is a slander to her and all the well heeled York Region men,who proudly support their local ho team.

(Now chant with me, while sitting and then standing, to create a nice group wave effect: Go LM Go. Go LM Go.)

 

[Whitesnake1987]

cheap asian condoms are apparantly made for small dicks. I had one break on me this aft, i noticed immediately....

anyways pack your own covers. No one cares about your health except for you.

Are you planning on waiting for an HIV test after 3 months exposure, before having unprotected sex?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Yeah those condoms should fit ur small white dick just fine with room to spare, u little honky white trash

Those condoms are made for Chinese dicks, you fucking Dumbass.