I have found a new bandwidth saving technique. A Forum of sorts, where all the previous threads about health issues are posted. This is a relevent issue we seem to rehash the same stuff a lot.
Once I got a bump down in the Mr Happy region a few days after going to an MP. It turns out that the Happy region of the male anatomy is prone to all sorts of little irritations, bumps etc. but I didn't know this at the time.
I told my doc I went to an MP. He said to me "What did she do to you?"
I said "a handjob"
He said "you can't get anything from that"
I was satisfied.
Before anyone pounces on this from the health paranoia penut gallery (and I am a closet member so lay off), Im sure he over simplifed assuming I wouldn't be so dumb as to allow anyone with open blisters or cuts, or heinous rashes, to touch me.
If you go beyond this your risks will increase according to the activity of course.