Hey Derek V! This just sticks in my craw.

[Nikonf5]

So reading some of the latest threads and at the same time reading the threads and posts from the beginning there is something that just ABsolutely sticks in my craw.

There have been blowhards in the past and present with the likes of guys who claim they have big rods like Eli and Iamtheman and then you have the misogynists like Canam, and lastly the self-proclaimed pretty boys like Manny Lee and most recently the Asian Hugh Hefner Dissey23 making claims of his beauty being so ravishing that he gets it all for free. But in all the posts in all the threads from way back in Aug 2001, never has there been such a display of braggadocio as such was displayed by Derek V in the following post.


http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=83654&page=2&highlight=lick

and then he follows up by saying that he can hold out as long as he wants no matter what the MPA is doing. BIG TIME SMACK TALK.

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=617198&postcount=18

Ok Derek, fucking throw down or lay down. I and the rest of my massageplanet.net brethren want proof of the six pack. I want to see a full deck of washboard abs in your next post or I am going to start calling you Jimmy Coldplay.

 

[shyshay87]

Wouldn't mind getting a look at some Asian beefcake. Derek V can talk the talk, now let's see if he can walk the walk.

PS It would be cool if you could throw in a penis pic as well.

PSS No, I'm not this Curtis Manning character.

 

[cattledog]

Too funny. Last night I was looking through the archives too. I was taking a stroll down memory lane lamenting the loss of my beloved haunt B&S.

Anyways, I think you're going to find that there are some people on massageplanet.net who will drive you crazy best not to let it get to you. I've had my moments of weakness..... like the Canam dispute in the summer of 2005. The funniest part of that story was when he offered to meet in person at a MP so I could watch him tell off a random MPA. I of course declined not wanting to subject some poor girl to this maniac's rants. What a psycho.

As for derek V. Well he has a high opinion of himself. I hate to burst his bubble that average looking guys like myself get the same kind of treatment. It's a fantasy, the best MPAs make every guy feel like a king. Those who let themselves believe they are getting something particularly special or unique are fooling themselves.

 

[Beau.Gus]

I've never had any MPA's lick my molson muscle. I guess you have to be at least physically semi respectable to get the stomach licking. I think Derek V might be on to something with this whole exercise thingy. Too bad it requires hard work, and I'm all about drinking liquor and watching the boob tube. Hopefully he's man enough to show us some pics of what all other community members aspire to be.

PS Anyone else wonder what the V stands for? I think it stands for Victory because Derek V sounds like the kind of guy who always wins.

 

[DOGFOOD]

V = Virile (spelling?) cause he's such a stud and can impregnate a MPA with just a glance.

And I wouldn't call myself anywhere near athletic. Is your stomach hairy? That might be the reason. I like to shave my stomach along with my balls for that extra mileage everyone talks about with regards to shaving. Of course I leave my pubes in the shape of a bullseye so the ladies have something to aim at.

 

[KrispyKreme]

Fuck. Good call. I'll shave it as soon as Beaches reaches it's conclusion.




The bean bag is always hairless, but for some reason I never thought about shaving my pot belly.Sounds like I have to turn into a quasi metrosexual if I plan on maximizing my slides. Thanks for the pointers.

PS Virile is a good guess.

 

[ghyukilofr]

Don't forget the less hair you have the smoother the slide.

 

[Gold Hat]

Words that I will now live by. Thank you ever so kindly.

 

[Blood Python Fanatic]

Now shave your asshole and you will find that mileage will go through the roof.

 

[feax2002]

good call. Today I shaved my balls in a form of a Easter Egg. Of course
most MP,s closed today, so that was a waste of time.

P.S. the V stands for Vasectomy..

 

[convana]

Wow I never thought about that how about dying them with food colouring after the shave?

 

[Zach]

Sorry I guess I should have said your mileage could go through your hoop.

 

[msmonroe2003]

I completely shave my package so I look younger.

Hey Derek...I want proof of those abs as well. And don't try and use any Electrician mind-tricks on us!

 

[David V]

Is it possible that Sheik has resurfaced as none other than.....Derek V ?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Have you ever seen them in the same room together?









Neither have I.....

 

[Pompal 09.]

I refuse to shave my boss...

 

[kralwons]

Slip some roofies in his coffee.

 

[aliminxxx]

Sorry, I'm not as active as some of you... I don't spend my life surfing the forums, cya in another month or two.

 

[stingray]

That really really hurts coming from a great massageplanet.net veteran like yourself who just passed the 20 post mark with this thread.

You must know everyone like a brother with that type of massageplanet.net experience... Shit, you are probably on a first name basis with most of the membership now... Painfull, simply painful for poor Derek. You know I strive to meet or exceed any expectations you may have for me and proving my worthyness to you is on the top of my list.

 

[syed]

Jimmy, you got the reply to your pm. Now give us some proof of those stellar abs or admit that you are really just a big faker.