Hidden Gem Downtown

[Pompal 09.]

I recently stumbled across what I assume to be a little known place downtown. I found the ad in Eye Magazine online and decided to take one for the team (given the lack of quality MP's downtown).

I phoned and was told the place was at 213 Church Street (just south of Dundas). Its not the best neighbourhood, so I was a little concerned about what I was getting into. However, it was the middle of the day, so I took a chance and headed over.

The place is completely unmarked, so there's no way to tell its a MP from the street. I went in and was greeted by Irene. After a brief discussion I agreed to stay and was led to a room. Not surprisingly, the facilities are not great (there are certainly no showers in the rooms and I'm not sure there are showers at all). The room itself was a decent size and appeared to be fairly clean (comparable to Alpha Care in my opinion).

Irene is a fairly attractive and very thin Russian brunette (I think all the MPA's are Russian)in her mid- 20's. Her English was quite good and she was very friendly and eager to please. Really great attitude.

The prcing structure is a little unusual in that the upfront fee for 1/2 hour is $60, but that includes a N massage (most traditional places charge you $40-$50 at the door, plus another $40 for the N) so it's still a good deal.

Irene gives a great massage with lots of teasing and when she got undressed I was most pleasantly surprised. Incredible narural breasts (full C's) on a very thin girl. The release techinique was fairly ordinary, but Irene was skillful and unhurried.

Irene tells me that on top of the $60, you can get touching, top only, for another $20, NR for $40 and BS for $60, which may seem steep to some given that those prices compare to the high end MP's. Despite the appearance and location of the place, I did not get the impression that any extra "extras" are available. Given the quality of the girl, a $60 N from Irene was a great value.

Irene did warn me that some of the other girls are "older" and that she only works during the day on Tuesday and Friday. It's worth a visit for those who have been looking for a place downtown. Call ahead to be sure 416-861-9454

 

[malcolm b]

I said she was very thin, but you're certainly entitled to your opinion. I agree that "gem" may be a stretch if she were at some of the well known places, but given that she works downtown, I will definitely repeat.

 

[LittleBitOfSugar]

Ivan
Assman is trying to tip us off to something that he considers a good value and that we may not have heard of. Many guys here would keep that info to themselves....
Thanks for sharing, Assman!!

 

[xray_man69]

I've seen Irene a few times, once at 167 1/2 Church, and the other at 213. She is a sweety - very friendly, a bit chatty. Of course, the lovely bazoombas on a thin lady are what really do it for me.

Irene is tough to see, as she usually only works weekends. She fills in sometimes on weekdays, because the help there seems unusually unreliable.

She's right about the "older ladies". Because of the unreliability, they sometimes have to staff with whoever is willing to work. I've bumped into someone I thought was old enough to be my mother... and I'm 41. Made tracks in a hurry.

Worst story: saw someone a few weks ago who appeared to be in her mid-30's, not attractive but not ugly, either. Paid the $60 as advertised, but near the end it became clear she was not going to disrobe. When I pointed out the obvious, she said, quite earnestly, "the $60 is for ME (the massage recipient, NOT THE MPA) to be nude during the massage." Was so patently bullshit, I laughed in her face. After some bitching on my part, she ditched her top (nice rack), but grumbled the whole while. I had heard of this routine played on other hobbiests, but thought they were pulling my chain!

Moral of the story - this place defines the term "hit or miss", with an emphasis on the "miss".

 

[Knight De La Barre]

After hearing about the cheaper gas I drove downtown Friday night. I figured I'd check this one out. 213 Church is an old pawnshop, right beside the Tailor's store. I walked in and met Irene.

I wasn't too keen on staying, but I figured that since I'm saving so much on a tankfull of gas, I might as well.

She led me to the room. Dark, dingy, and I wasn't too keen on taking my socks off. The massage table had some kind to tissue sheet on it. WTF?

She came in and offered oil or powder. She started with the massage and I asked her about getting into her work attire. She said she'd do it later.She wasn't too keen on it, but with a little coaxing, she relented.

I have to say, she's too skinny for my tastes. Nice rack for a truly super thin girl. Nice hair, but that mouth & teeth just did nothing for me.

I felt sorry for her. Her poor ol' skinny, boney arms flailing away for so long. I give her an A for effort for getting the job done. However, massage was too light. I'm sure she has no strength. The ending of the massage was standard. She continued to massage my shoulders for a few minutes afterwards.

She was friendly, not really a clock watcher, and seemed eager to please. However, I won't repeat. I'd rather drink Smirnoff vodka instead.

 

[salsa]

See... the government knows what they're doing. Lower gas prices and you'll encourage more business in downtown T.O.

 

[mit Pricund]

More specifically: conquer oil rich nations so hobbyists can get more milage

 

[Pompal 09.]

Saw Irena again this weekend at 167 1/2 Church. She works weekend days, so I was pretty sure I'd find her there. Al Cohol is right on the money re: upper body strength: she asked if I'd like a light massage or a hard one, but my requested hard massage felt pretty light. She's not tall, can't get leverage, and just hasn't got it in her.

Her thin body, with a little butt that doesn't quit, is a delight. She's careful about what she eats, and does work out to stay thin and somewhat toned. The rack is a bolt-on, I'm pretty sure, but a really good one; I can't see the points of entry, so to speak, and they are not freakishly huge, so the overall effect is great.

To top it if, she's pleasant to talk to. A real sweety. Nothing but standard service available, but fun and a definite repeat for me.

 

[shottayout]

Nightyme!

Assman thought her tits were all-natural. You don't. Do they have a natural drop/sag or are they really high and firm? Do they pancake when she lies on her back? Do they elongate when she leans forward?

 

[Clare]

I've seen my share of fake boobs, but these don't have the typical earmarks - nipples point the same way (forward), no telltale wrinkles when she leans over, they do pancake (somewhat). They just seem huge for her body, which has about zero body fat. Also, when squeezing the Charmin, there wasn't a lot of give, if you know what I mean.

Hey, if they are real, I will be the first to apologize. The awe factor will have doubled, if they are.

 

[2 days left !]

I stand by my original opinion that those breasts are 100% natural. I've seen many fake ones, and Irene's are not, which is what makes them so incredible. If I had a million bucks (which I might if not for this hobby) I'd bet it all on the fact that they're real. Rather than guessing, I think I'll just ask her next time.

 

[Det. John Kimbel]

Assman you are correct. I saw her today and there's no doubt that her tits are 100% natural. While she's not the prettiest girl in the world, her body is that of slender but well stacked high school girl (although she must be around 28 years old). She's about 5'3" and 97 pounds with slender girlish hips and extremely high and firm B/C cups. Her tits are actually a bit too high and firm for my taste since I like a little squish and bounce!

She's a friendly girl, her service is good and the price is right. She's worth checking out if you're in the area!

I may very well write up a review on her with the full Foxhound quality touch!

 

[NeedASurgery]

Assman and Nightyme have conflicting info here - which is it?

 

[CLIFF G]

It would appear that she works out of both locations.

 

[jaycenDELO]

167 1/2 and 213 Church share common ownership. Irena says they are desperate to keep MPAs, and at times are staffing with "old ladies". Buyer beware, and be prepared to turn tail and run if need be....