How did you introduce "toys" into your relationship?

[Client_u]

For both ladies and men to answer. Was it you, them, mutual?

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[Faceâ„¢]

i just brought it one time. He was lying on the bed, and i took his pants off with my teeth and i told him to close his eyes, and i put my vibrator under his scrotum. he loved it. [= we don't use it all the time, actually, only once in a great moon, but i does make it extra fun for both. So i guess, just introduce it in a sexy way, and i'm sure he'll looove it.

 

[deelell]

I have always been in to the real thing..When I need to turn to the fake stuff I might as well just hang around with my self!!

 

[jms043]

I`m not made like a porn star, but she wanted to see what that would feel like.
I bought an 8`` job and we tried it out. She threw it out cause it hurt.
That ws a long time ago.

 

[Jong Shung]

Little gi-joe killed ken with his little bitty gun, and take big barbie for a ride in her corvette. She had to drive because his feet did'nt reach the pedals.

 

[Poon Tang]

I first show a power point slide show and then I demonstrate the proper way to use each toy using anatomically correct mannequins.

 

[Tublet Cuddle Punch]

I dress up like Indiana Jane before approaching him....that way if it doesn't go well, he won't know it was me.

 

[Short N' Sweet]

I was not happy......My initial thought was are you lazy to do it yourself? I protested and in the garbage it went!!

 

[Lulu]

got em a gift card at Toy R Us...dont yah just love those hot wheels rolling on your back...

 

[Crash Fuâ„¢]

I brought Lego into the bedroom after we mutally agreed to build Hogwarts Castle in her crotch.

 

[stephen518]

i introduced a ps3 into our relationship, she's been pissed off ever since.

 

[Lee333]

I say "honey look what I got"

 

[Mirage Raphaël M-178]

A bone from a dead animal.

It was used pretty well.

no, just joking.

But there were flashlights, barbie dolls, and any other smooth rounded cylinder type objects.

She still wants to use a bone off a dead animal.
I told her next time I run across a dead animal I'll cut it off and take the meat off.

 

[candy]

Just did lol