How does Rusty have all these MPA connections?

[MiJA]

Every time an MPA comes up (where is she? where did she move?) Rusty seems to know, including semi-private details such as relocation, surgery, etc. He has also been involved in some infamous smackdowns of people who attempted to claim the same (but were lying). I am not sure if Rusty is "in the industry" (towel service?) or is just one of those effeminate types who is good at ingratiating himself with hot women. Maybe he is just a loyal client?

Any theories? Rusty, any insight on your ability to build connections? I assume the explanation will be boring, but I am curious (and in case you are wondering Frankcastle did not put me up to this .

 

[UhJuJu]

Yup he's right I didn't put him up to it. But the answer is much more boring basically over years of hobbying and schmoozing he's gotten to know the IT/HFH/Platinum MPAs well. Believe it or not some MPAs are willing to talk to him via various methods and some will actually meet with him. Throw in the tendency that people have towards gossiping info spreads pretty quickly (I've been guilty of that in the past).

Basically he's a charming and smart enough guy that the chicks trust him. It's not as hard as you think though when I was hobbying a lot (i.e once/twice a week) I got to know fairly well who was on vacation and who was moving to spa X but I have to admit that I was not cool enough for them to want to meet with me outside of work.

But don't forget that with his sense of humour he sometimes embelishes or fills in the blanks himself.

Oh yes and thanks G for reminding me of the JC incident. I was trying to forget about that stupid spat.

I was once skeptical but I have seen the light.

 

[Pompal 09.]

As a good client, sometimes you cross over into the realm of "TMI." (too much information)

IE> personal issues, boyfriend troubles, fights with other girls etc.

If the MPA is a friend that's one thing, but I've also been told stuff during a "first appt."

RUSTY:

I noticed your signature picture has disappeared. Were you aware that realdoll now sells a hermaphrodite by special request?

http://www.realdoll.com/image/studio/shemale001.jpg

I'm not sure if you'd call that the "best of both worlds."

I personally like the Koari or "type 14" doll

http://www.realdoll.com/sample14.asp

With the A cup breasts I'd look as big as a horse, and the finish would put Peter North to shame.

 

[Punky (Eeeevil Atheist)]

Rusty is VERY popular in the MPA world. Sometimes, when we go away on holidays, we bring him along to be our pool boy. Actually, he's sweet like that. (L)

 

[neutreno 3000]

A hermaphrodite is someone with both male and female organs. What you just pointed out is a transexual. Male organ, female body.

Ya Rusty is popular with the ladies for his washboard stomach and weird personality. Ok ok ok, he aint that weird.

 

[deduceit]

Hi Garrett,

I hope you're having an enjoyable start to the week.

The answer to how I've amassed all these connections is partly due to my effeminate nature and partly due to my now defunct babysitting operation.

During the summer of '04 while I was on house arrest I needed a way to still see my fave MPA's at IT. It took me awhile to figure it out, but I eventually came to the conclusion that I'd be a world class babysitter for kids of hawt MPA's. Seeing as I'm mentally on the level of a typical 7 year old, I realized these kids would just see me as an overgrown friend.

It was settled. I would sneak out to IT one night to see Alexis. I knew Alexis the best of all at the time, so I figured I'd bounce the Uncle Rusty's babysitting service idea off of her. She told me it was a bit far fetched, but it was worth a shot.I then gave her a flyer to put up in the IT change room advertising my babysitting services.

3 days passed by and then it happend. I got a call from an MPA (wont name her for obvious reasons) asking if I could look after her kid. I of course said yes.Now, you might think why wouldn't these women just hire a family friend or a reputable babysitting service? We'll, I wasn't asking for money. In exchange for my services all I aksed for in return was a hooter shooter. You see, this was a win-win for both parties involved.

As time went by my babysitting group became bigger and bigger.Once these girls saw how great I was with their kids,they passed the word on to other MPA's at other spa's across the GTA. It actually got the point where I had to turn down some of these kids.It broke my heart to do it, but I had to because I knew deep down I wouldn't be able to look after such a large group.

The babysitting eventually transitioned into me working as a waiter/caterer at IT and HFH parties. This is where I got to know some of the MPA's on a personal level. Soon after that, I was going to male strip clubs and outlet malls with some of the most prominent MPA's in the city.

An effeminate bi-sexual boy couldn't wish for anything more.

The babysitting business is no longer here, but the trips to male strip clubs and outlet malls with the MPA's are still going strong.

So there you have it, Garret. A good idea and Alexis being kind enough to put up my flyer allowed me to make all these MPA connections. If you have any other questions please don't be afraid to ask.

 

[?Socially Awkward?]

Well, that settles that then.

 

[Dawn G]

Taking him to remington's this weekend Lancs?

 

[T.F.C]

As a good client, sometimes you cross over into the realm of "TMI." (too much information)

IE> personal issues, boyfriend troubles, fights with other girls etc.

If the MPA is a friend that's one thing, but I've also been told stuff during a "first appt."

Yes I have to agree that at times there was too much info but hey guys spill their guts to the MPA so why can't they. I'm okay with it so long as it doesn't spoil the mood or if it's a MPA that I've known for a while in which case the rules are different.

As for getting info between PMs on massageplanet.net, cell phone numbers, e-mail addresses and msning you can quickly find yourself immersed in TMI.

 

[Pompal 09.]

As a matter of fact I am. I have had it with you wimping out at the last minute so I figured rusty would be able to show me the ins and outs of the Club. So to speak. ( please dear God no homo)

 

[Slappy LaRue]

Why does Remington's sound so familiar? Is it on Yonge St? I'm picturing silver or gray letters with possibly a burgany/maroon background? I feel like I've passed the place a million times.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Don't be coy with us, you know that Sheik takes all his favourite massageplanet.net "friends" there.

 

[sreedhar s]

All I can say is what happens in Remmington's stays in Remmington's.

Hmmmmm reading that sentence over again it just doesn't sound right.

 

[Hazel K]

Hi friend,

Sorry had to bump this because the thread was turing into a typical lounge turd fest.

I'll see you at Liberty Grande this weekend.

 

[Gurpreet]

ooooo

 

[Pompal 09.]

Well said, Lucious Kraft Dinner.

 

[Cristina]

That sounds perfect for you

 

[XxXanYniiXxX]

Thanks Rusty. As always, I am impressed with how you give back to the community.

I would also like to apologize for baiting frankcastle into this thread. It was a cheap ploy. I will likely do it again.

 

[Riddle]

My pleasure Garrett.

It's gentlemen like yourself that make it so easy to give back.

 

[gemgem279]

That is faisty. He actually OWNS a couple of SPAS. And you will never know which ONES he OWNS!