How often you fart or let a silent one go?

[BritneyHill]

Was always wondering what would happen, if you farted or worse let a silent one go that ruins the air so bad..

In a store, walking down home depot isle you can walk faster and get away..no one knows... But what about in a session? It will be obvious?

Do you ignore it thinking she dosent have a nose to smell?

On the flip side , what if she farts or lets a silent one go?

 

[Pompal 09.]

This is a topic I don't like sticking my "nose" into but farting in a session would be digusting, the ultimate turn-off, and completely ruin any sensuality that may have been present. I've never experienced farting during a session at a MP, from my part or the MPA's. If I had to, I would try my absolute best (and I mean very best !!!) to try and hold it in .... I've been successful many times at this when I have been in a crowded environment. But if the MPA released those "toxic gases" and I could smell it, I would probably walk out of the session. I go in expecting the MPA to smell nice, and when you mix the smell of shit with that, it's downright nasty. Even if the MPA was totally hot, farting on her part would reduce her hottness to a zero.

 

[1992-luvinlifegurl]

farts contain pheromones

Fetish Of Woman's Fart

 

[?hum H]

OK, since everyone else is ignoring this thread as if it were a naked picture of tbill, I have to say that it ranks right up there with the other "Useless Thread of the Year" nominees!

But I dont think it is uncommon for someone to fart if they become so relaxed that they cannot keep it trapped inside. An RMT must encounter this just as frequently as the unplanned pup tent on the flip.

MPA farts are just nasty.... I didnt think girls did that.

 

[jenni]

Hints:

1) Don't eat foods that give you gas before the sessions
2) Eat a Tums (or any other supplement) prior to the session
3) Cut one outside before going into the spa.

Anyway,

I did this once in session. The poor girl was in a 69 position at the time. This was a couple of years ago. It came out of nowhere and I held onto it for sooo long until, as I hoped, it would disappear. As soon as I relaxed the anal contraction I was holding a little squeeker escaped and caught the attendant in the most vulnerable postion possible. I appologized and tipped nicely but was so embarrased.

If she farted I'd expect an appology as well. I wouldn't think too much of it as we're only human and it's usually embarrasing and funny.

 

[Colorado]

Who needs a lesson on stopping this? It is human and natural.. I havent yet... but have been in the hold it in stage before... which worked...

Was looking for experiences... looking for some humour actually.

 

[Glitch]

I thought I was going to fart once, while in a session, but followed thru' and left a placed a large smelly turd on the table. I just ignored it and pretended that nothing had happened.

 

[msjinx39]

I've had the same mp fart during a number of my sessions with her. I don't understand, almost everytime I see her she lets one go. On top of this, she's one of the finer ladies in the business. To my luck, she don't stink and I just giggle when it happens.

 

[joanne342]

Not to rain on the parade, but can't these get posted in the Lounge?

 

[carbefangirl]

I've never encountered any mpa,who has farted in a session with me.I sometime do get this urge to fart while i'm in a session but so far have been pretty successful in controlling .I'm pretty sure the ladies do encounter the same issues but if i can control then they can too. LOL.

 

[In search of Confidence]

It takes me longer to finish when I'm holding one in.

 

[Laurie C]

I never thought of it before but I have never blown a fart while doing anything sexual in nature, but what I can tell you is after a good steak dinner and a few beers, a nice loud fart can feel just as good as an orgasm.

 

[Aye Jae]

Steak Dinner+Beer = foreplay
Fart+Burp = Orgasm

Totally Agree!!

 

[chipper35_1999]

What's so hard about holding a fart in? I have never understood
why people can't hold it in. What's worse, is that some people
seem to specifically fart around other people, as if they intended
to "share" the fart! >.

 

[ShortcutHerbal Goody]

If you fart in a crowd, there is less chance that you'll get caught. Just give the guy next to you a dirty look while you make a 'WHO FARTED' face.

Holding in farts can cause gas pains. Besides you gotta let it go sooner or later. Why not on your best friend's face or in his car or even better on his face while in his car!

 

[Beverly]

The car farts are the best especially when you have "LOCK" control. Roll up the windows tight, turn up the heat to allow the full aroma to circulate and just watch your passenger turn blue trying to hold their breath. OHHHH the shame!!!!!!