How to tell the *** of a fly
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( a cute joke)
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
" What are you doing? She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
" Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
" Yep 3 males and 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. " How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, " 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone"
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
" What are you doing? She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
" Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
" Yep 3 males and 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. " How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, " 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone"
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