Ideal bs

[maria_5100]

Hey guys I was wondering what an ideal bs to you guys would be, I am an mpa who is very shy and willing to learn. I can give a great gfe but i also want to give a great bs experience as well. So if you could help me out that would be appreciated.

 

[Osama]

Ever shared your bed with a boyfriend? What most guys want from an
*ideal* BS should be pretty obvious.

 

[conservativegirl]

Destiny, although my schedule is sooooooo busy, I will for the good of the massageplanet.net community volunteer 4 hours of my time one night of your choosing AND show you how to perform the perfect BS. You will be guided through the DO's and DON'TS as well as the fine art of JUMPING just at the right moment as not to get slimmed. BEST of all, this will be free of charge!

 

[KiKi KaNNiBaL]

Here are a few things that would make my ideal BS session:

1.) a bit of cuddling. I don't know if there's something wrong with me, but as of late, I'm beginning to enjoy this.

2.) a lot of creative rubbing, but safety comes first. Most MPA's just seem to give a face-to-face BS. I also prefer the reversed-positions on the front and back. Standing BS can be fun also ... the so called 'lambada'.

3.) eye-contact is very important ... it somehow raises the intensity for me.

4.) if oil is not re-applied every two minutes or so, then the rubbing needs to be more intense.

5.) at least 25% of the session should consist of the BS portion. It's annoying when an MPA thinks a minute or two will suffice.

That's it for me.

 

[MelissaHudgens]

Better yet... take me with you! She gives the most mind blowing BS's I've ever imagined...

 

[Love is great]

Did someone say JUMP!!! Funny Rayden.

 

[deroflame]

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Hi Desti ny, I can easily teach you the art of bs. Let me know when your available to learn.

 

[:.Jamie.:]

Well, thank you Sukdeep!



Yes I said JUMP!! As fast and to the right or left depending on which direction the one eyed spitting monster is pointing in. My little pet always points north. BTW goodtime, the free instruction is for Destiny only, YOU my good sir would have to pay dearly and would have to have a different instructor for obvious reasons.


Now,now Destiny, not to worry my dear, my little pet has a bit of a swelling problem, and occasionally spits and sometimes explodes but he doesn

 

[Brianna]

Try not to talk (unless you want to say something erotic, etc.) while BS. Especially no kid stories or ex-boy friend(s).

 

[Jacob B]

There are many books that have been published on Body Sliding/massage, and
the massage industry. They can be found at the Stiletto Superstore:

Sliding With Respect: Your Guide To Empowerment Through Bodysliding
Author: Sheik $24.95 Gentleman Publishing

Take A Walk On The Wild Side: A pocket book guide to pushing the boundaries
and exploring your inner nymphomaniac.
Author: VERYBADBOY $12.95 Guideline Books

The Mind Behind The Slide: An in-depth psychological thesis on the
person behind the winning slide.
Author: Pool $29.99 Intense Tea Publishing

Keeping Your Cool When Massaging A Degenerate: Stories From
Sex Anonymous members, Shit Disturbers, and Ex-Sheep Herders
who give advice/comfort to those who are looking to avoid them.
Author: Topcat $12.95 I Still Love Ya Reading Circle

Sliding and Humour: The ultimate tool to help you laugh hard, while
discovering the biggest turn-on: The infectious giggle
Author: Rusty $19.99 HaHa Books

Nice Guys Don't Finish Last: A personal voyage through the mind of the
nice guy, and why he get's the best bodyslides.
Author: Indian Lover Co-Author: Goodtime $49.95 Mind Soul Publishing
*Act Now Special Offer - Free pocket book "Repeat Sliding" A Short
Story of one of Indian Lover's Personal Fav's -" Cyan, the woman who stole my Heart"

Which American Idol I'd Like To Bodyslide: A fun filled journey into the mind
of an AI fan and his advice on choosing the perfect bodysliding partner.
Author: Spode $21.95 Obsession Readers House

Massage and Overpricing: One man's detailed account of his passion about the SP
industry. This volume includes: Service Provider pricing structure, comparison shopping, market values in the SP TSE Index and, as a special bonus, a chapter
on Verbal Retaliation.
Author: Chairman of The Board $1.99 Bitter Books

 

[Naush...]

Try the link below for some sample bs..
http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=90141

 

[Pompal 09.]

Follow-up with:

Titled - Real Guys Don't Finish. They just run out of time!
Author: Goodtime

For your very own autographed copy, head to your fav MP, to pick up a free copy, at the end of a 45 min Embrace session. Oh, try and keep the sweat from dipping onto the pages, please. Get it before it's all gone as it is bound to be on top of Oprah's book club list.

 

[Tamuna X]

LMFAO UR too funny RS !

* Special Offer Also Includes the following booklets:

" Your favourite MPA has retired: now what ?..."

" Moving on: How to audition a new regular MPA for Dummies..."
Includes in depth reviews of Halle & Shanti @ BChain.

" When I see a new MPA I feel guilty. Is that wrong ? "

 

[dmg]

I share the feeling, we should form a support group.

 

[aladdinwa]

Red,

Will we ever find out if you're as sexy and cuddly as you are creative and humorous?

 

[realst1]

Are you as sexy and cuddly as you are creative and humourous?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Unfortunately not.

 

[Tiki]

Thanks a lot, Paul.

With my luck RS will turn out to be a BBM MPA.

 

[xoPink]

Oh man, the overweight lover is actually quite fond of the red stiletto's.

Oh we'll, like you said, it's all about the cuddling and sharing your feelings these days. On the bright side, all that blubber should be mighty fun to cuddle with

 

[Nycgirl92]

Hold the phone! Stop the Traffic. Red Flags are raised!
Are you two (Rust/Paul) even attempting to call me a Meaty Mare?
When hell freezes over, when bees grow legs, when the Artic grows palm trees,
is the day I will be a BB whatever you said.