Ideal 'ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer

[KniMariooo]

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")



Relationship status : what?



Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.



Age : 10111
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Here for: web browsing in company hours.



Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)



Ethnicity : Programmer.



Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101



Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.



Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!



Humor : weekly.



Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.



Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.



Drinking : The first is this.



Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.


Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!



Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)


Webpage: Jobs in India, Delhi and all Cities of India-Naukri.com, JobsAhead - Jobs in India,Bangalore,Mumbai,Delhi,Chennai,Kolkatta,Pune,Asia – Isn't it Ultimate???



Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.


Sports: Quake, CS, computer chess.


Activities: Are you crazy?


Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.


Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.


Tv shows : can't afford one.


Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle....