Ideal Orkut Profile of Software Engineer

[Chivista De Corazon]

Ideal `ORKUT' profile of a Software Engineer

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not.
I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok…I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me–> "Juststop laughing!!")


Relationship status : what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 101111111111

Here for: web browsing in company hours. :lmao:

Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!):bleh:

Ethnicity : Programmer.:devil:

Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!! :bleh:

Humor : weekly….

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag

Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth. :bleh::bleh:

Drinking : The first is this.:bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh:

Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.

Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a Software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage: naukri.com, jobsahead.com – Isn't it Ultimate??? :clapping:

Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future. :ashamed:

Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess. :awesome:

Activities: Are you crazy?

Books: "How to loseweight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attracta girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored hyeah::bleh:

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing. :bye1:

Tv shows : can't afford one.

Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle

 

[iqbgkcjt]

:lmao:.... :hilarious:

 

[Linda J]

:rofl: :hilarious:

 

[MALTENG]

:ashamed:

:lmao: :lmao:

 

[LadyCatherine]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:
REPPED ....................

 

[revenginator ?]

hmmm......

 

[mydream]

enu aayith?:bleh:
well some of them hit u somewhere?:

 

[Walter M]

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.

None of those r depressing

 

[kermit the hermit]

Very nice Man, I add this in my Orkut Profile

 

[wakeuphappy]

OMG ROFL!! ... ****ing 'A' ....

 

[Guyzers]

Oh My God !!!
How much u S/w Guy thinks...

 

[Vangar]

Proper Grade A stuff man!

 

[FOOT WORK]

This perfect for me yaarr......:rofl :lmao