If Your Fav MPA Showed Up At Work With A...

[Pompal 09.]

Every once in a while I enjoy catching up on the threads in the

 

[Maz]

Ref, you have a strange imagination. I thought this was gonna be about an MPA showing up at my place of work. Which would be something, but ... ah ... no no no no no neither no

 

[Nikke]

**Puts down drink and changes the channel**

 

[one x sweet]

This has to be the most disturbing thread I have ever read on this board.

 

[sweetie puffin]

;565408']You're into shemales aren't you?

 

[tjgml90]

Then you never saw this review by Ref.

http://209.29.131.76/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23102&highlight=sunshine

 

[superman2990]

eahhhh
chicks with dicks one of my favorite subjects, not because they should have dicks it's just the mental pic of you a homophob and a chick with a cock just cracks me up
ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhh

 

[Elisa]

Eh.....
Not of the above cause I'll being running away

 

[rentacar182]

Ref if that's what you like I know the place for you. My girlfriend brings a strap-on to work every day. PM if you want to know who and where!!!!!

 

[DeepThrust]

Are you implying there is something out of the ordinary about my favourite MPA , Ref ?


Kendra

After careful consideration of the options you have presented, if I weren't initiated in these areas I'd most likely want to start with an HJ ; having never felt another mans cock engorge beneath my tender caress.

Once comfortable with that, if indeed I am, only then would I venture onto a slow loving BJ. In the heat of the moment pleasuring them to completion seems like the way to go. I never had any problem swallowing raw eggs ; they just slide right down my throat.

 

[dave w]

Two words: Rusty Trombone

 

[CaptainFreon]

I always thought that I was a bit of a sick f*ck... and then I read THIS post after Sunday morning breakfast ! LOL

Quite frankly I really don't care who people sleep with and how they get off.... but until I've worked through every hot babe I've j*rked off over, "chicks with d!cks" won't be considered ;-)

 

[Clo !]

Just give me the chick, I'll supply the dick ..

 

[CuRiouS oNe]

Well I take that as a compliment,
Thank you very much
big dogie

 

[maplesyrup]

Ref, you've done it again! Take off, eh!

Those of us who are about to die, salute you!

 

[killer peaches]

"When I was younger, so much younger than today"
I was in one of those special bars in Frankfurt curled up in a booth with a lovely Asian lass....the Girls danced on stage occassionally, then cuddled with the patrons. They worked to scale, the more expensive drinks you bought them, the further you got to go in the booth, or backroom.
Well this lovely Asian finally announced...as things progressed to the point that she would have little choice but to make the fatal announcement:
"I have a penis"
She said it like she was announcing she had a poodle or a parakeet (maybe I should say cock-a-too).
I was speechless, which is a rare occassion.
All I could think of saying is "Where?" while having some inane fantasy that she had one at home in a jar, a left over from her medical training in a previous life or something.
She took my hand in hers and showed me exactly where it was.
I vaguely recall babbling on about how hip I was and that it was cool while concentrating on playing north of the waist line with my roaming hands. She soon left the booth to dance and I made my escape...
An interesting experience. I can't vouch for her penis but she did have one of the nicest set of tits I remember over years of exploration.
Life is an adventure; too bad you never get out of it alive.

 

[Purdey EP]

Excellent topic as always, Ref.

I'd probably ask her to rub it between my bum, while I close my eyes and ask her to do her best Mr T impression.

 

[Yobitza]

Where is this place located? No info on the website.

 

[Natalia]

Sounds like some of you are ready for the Palace Party on Wednesdays in Mississauga