Insurance Stories

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Some interesting insights into human thought as found on insurance claim
forms... True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; these are NEW (mostly), and were collected by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas magazine.

"First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran
into the rear of second car."

"Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo."

"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and
headed over the embankment."

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention"

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"

"A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face"

"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I
reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see
the other car."

"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal
joint gave way causing me to have an accident."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a
ditch by some stray cows."