Jamie - A Ray of Sunshine

[nehkbet]

I know I always get into strange situations when I start drinking ice wine, but alas, life is too short

 

[punapetteri]

As I was reading this, it was "oh... OH... OOOOH.... ewwwww"

Not that there's anything wrong with she-males if you are into that sort of thing, but its cruel to tease us like that!

 

[MissMooMoo]

I didn't know whether to scream or laugh so I did both and hurt myself. Well written, but if this is a gag, you should make it clear before a reputation is tarnished.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Wow.

Taz, Ref's reputation speaks for itself.

 

[digitalcameras]

Um, I consider myself a reasonably gay-positive straight man...but there is DEFINITELY something wrong with that!

If the story is true...

But doing that to a guy is wrong on so many levels.Yech!

 

[Mad_Anthony]

Ref - You bastard! I was actually getting a little turned on reading your review ... and then - Whoops. I felt violated - LOL.

 

[Dreamily]

Great review.

At the beginning of the review I was turned on to the point where I was gently stroking my balls. By the mid point of your review, my underwear was off and the Vaseline Intensive Care lotion was being run up and down my shaft. Once I found out the Jaime was a shemale, I was so turned on that I was actually rubbing my cock on my competer monitor, as I pretended that somehow my boner would bring your review to life, so that I too could expierience Jaime's magnificent cock.


Awwwwwwwwww I need a smoke.

Thanks Ref. You've done it again.

 

[::.RandomQuestions.::]

JAMIE - I new it - But I still clicked on the damn thing...

Ref - You are one crazy bastard - I new as soon as I saw who started the thread I shouldn't even start reading it... But do I listen to myself no... So I click on the damn thing and in I go...
"The Girl next door" and I was hooked all the way up to " her honey pot. She placed her hand on mine and guided me to her treasure - A perfectly shaven cock"
Now I'm laughing so hard I'm crying you sick prick. When am I going to learn not to click on these things. I guess when I stop thinking this might be a hidden GEM...

Well it was a GEM. But I'll pass.

Thanks for the Laugh Ref....

 

[F. Ken Angry]

Very nice review Ref,

Some people have all the luck. Only you, would encounter such a bone-us ...

 

[Alison-x0]

Is this review "in-dick-a-tive" of what's cumin' next?

"Oh, No! Mr. Bill!"

 

[ScroogexJones]

Now all I can think of is In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida playing in the background ...

 

[shadow95340]

Hey Ref, if you liked Jamie you'll love "Tank"over at the The Tool Box. He'll tea bag ya for no extra if he likes ya.

 

[IVY X]

Hi people,

Although to reply to this thread is out of date ... I still want to throw in my comment.

WOW !!! This Ref guy is defintely a good writer. What the hell do you do for a living? English lit. professor or something? I can not believe you can put in all that in such little words.

When you wrote "... leading to her treasure ... a cock" ... I was like, "fuck !!! did I misread something or was it a typo!!!" Then, I saw the word she-male ... damn !!!!

 

[Brad B]

Turned you on eh?

 

[Prometheus]

Troops do you even go to mps or just phone spas?

 

[Marie M]

I dont know about this one guys...i guess its a bit different though ...is Jamie still around?

 

[Short_and_Sweet]

Did HHH ring your bell a little too hard there champ? Banned for 30 days and now you're here on massageplanet.net?

 

[Bell Bell]

This review by Ref has to be seriously considered as post of the year.

 

[flexcavano]

Three pages and no one asked how much it cost him?

Great writing Ref.
Please warn us next time so we don't hurt ourselves.

 

[talal s]

Wrong? Perhaps false advertising, which I get. But "wrong on so many levels"? Could you explain please?