EL BLOBBO X
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Ok Its finally happened .. it had to one day .. but I have found a joke I just don't get .. can someone pelase explain this to me.
A man goes into a bar and asks the barman if he could have a free pint in exchange for showing him his dancing duck.
"Alriht then," said the barman; who was usually quite the skeptic. To his astonishment the moment the duck was placed before him it was shifting like a break dancer. "That's amazing!" he cried, and gladly handed over a pint to the man.
The next week the man goes back for another pint; thinking that he can do the same thing again. Once in the bar, the barman comes straight over to him with a question that's been in his mind sinse a week ago.
"Can I buy that duck off you?" he asked. "I'll give you free pints in return, and any cash amount you decide, just please let me have it!" The man agreed and handed him over the dancing duck; which was still dancing as excitedly as ever.
The man went back again the next day and the duck was a great success, but still the barman has a question for him.
"How do you stop it?" he asked. "It's not stopped dancing since you gave it to me and now it seems to be getting tired."
"Ah, it's quite simple," she the man. "You just take the coal out of the box."
A man goes into a bar and asks the barman if he could have a free pint in exchange for showing him his dancing duck.
"Alriht then," said the barman; who was usually quite the skeptic. To his astonishment the moment the duck was placed before him it was shifting like a break dancer. "That's amazing!" he cried, and gladly handed over a pint to the man.
The next week the man goes back for another pint; thinking that he can do the same thing again. Once in the bar, the barman comes straight over to him with a question that's been in his mind sinse a week ago.
"Can I buy that duck off you?" he asked. "I'll give you free pints in return, and any cash amount you decide, just please let me have it!" The man agreed and handed him over the dancing duck; which was still dancing as excitedly as ever.
The man went back again the next day and the duck was a great success, but still the barman has a question for him.
"How do you stop it?" he asked. "It's not stopped dancing since you gave it to me and now it seems to be getting tired."
"Ah, it's quite simple," she the man. "You just take the coal out of the box."