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Two colleagues at beer:
- I would never be married with wise woman
- And truly, marriage should be selected
Madman runs in the corridor in the psychiatric hospital
- I am exile of God, God has sent me here!
Suddenly from hall can be heard:
- don't listen him! He is madman! I sent nobody!
- I would never be married with wise woman
- And truly, marriage should be selected
Madman runs in the corridor in the psychiatric hospital
- I am exile of God, God has sent me here!
Suddenly from hall can be heard:
- don't listen him! He is madman! I sent nobody!
- See You Health Center:
Sami Gorgeous Model Type Vietnamese School Girl Lin Very Young, Petite Vietnamese Student With Spicy Slim Body 5’ 1”, 100 lbs Blonde Hair Great BBJ, CIM Suki From Taiwan, sweet girl Sexy tight body amazing C cups with Those incredible nipples
416-988-2950 - Lulu_Villa_Spa:
Bella She is Mexican Gorgeous face Natalie she is CBC/filipina mixed Petite school girl GFE, BBbj, DFK in her menu. Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl647- 446-0886
- EMSpa_schedule:
Tomorrow's sneak peek : For Sunday November 17, 2024, our attendants will be Ada
, Cici 
, Lucy 
, Ivy 
and Christina 
We have a great lineup for tomorrow! Call 905-479-6668 to book! - Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] 
Endless Joy Spa 
(155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, New First Day Young Slim Petite Chinese Vivi, Tall Slim Sexy Chinese Kelly, Slim Chinese Lisa, Young Sexy Chinese Abie, Young Sexy CBC Rachel. - Xavi:
Ocean
- Moneylee:
All season wellness center : New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Doris ,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Midi ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament Lala,Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie, Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry ,
address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 
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- Moneylee:
Full season Wellness center: Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Connie , Student big boobs buttocks Vicky ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Anjoo , young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Linda ,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 4379857899 ️️
- Sparkling Spa:
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SPARKLING SPA️ 
50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 
Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY NEW MANAGEMENT
NEW GIRLSSUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is… Foxy -Your new addiction at Sparkling Spa! A tall 5’7” sexy Korean girl with a wi - hiyamickey:
7 girls working at Reinella wellness, 20 years young petite Japanese student Amanda, Queenie, Joliee, Lulu, Angela, Candy, Ella @6262 hwy7 unit #1 Vaughan：905-851-4888
- Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! Today
RebeccaClaireBreeFranJazmin Call us ☎ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits! - Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? MeetAlisaTinaVanessaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
- Red Rose Spa:
We have 5 hot brown girls today MEERA, PRIYA, NINA, MALIYA, NISHA, SALMA, MIMI 2588 Birchmount 2 Invergordon 647-702-8800 Please visit for a great erotic massage
- Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Apple - Brand new girl from Taiwan ju - wonderspa:
Weclome to wonder spa (9421Jane st unit127).on Saturday 
new young girl Tiffany is Sweet and friendy girl good and deep tissue massage,very popular 
nice Amy vatename girl service queen,long hair.very sensual Touch she know what do you want,,make you feel so wonderful,nerver forgo - AmoreSpaEtobicoke:
AMORE SPA 127 Westmore Drive, Unit 106C Etobicoke, ON M9V 3Y6 ☎ 437-688-2407 ☎ Saturday at AMORE SPA: CHERRY & MIA. CHERRY is a proven superstar, Slim Asian with a pretty face, all natural A or B Cups, long nipples, slim waist & small round bum. Her services are legendary. MIA is a young 27 JAPANESE girl, curvy, good massage bbj cim, nice and open minded.
- AliceSpa:
SATURDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 416-298-0898 [/color] 4 Girls Today at Alice Spa: ELLA (12pm-8pm): is a small & curvy white young girl from Romania, super super busty EE Cups, blue eyes, blond hair, ok services, bbbJ cfs. Please call before booking her due to high demand. JULIA (12pm-9pm) from Philippines, young busty
- ASPA:
SATURDAY at 𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀: Jenny, Rachel & Tracy.
𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟳𝟮𝟵-𝟲𝟲𝟬𝟲 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟴𝟯𝟵-𝟱𝟵𝟲𝟲 JENNY is a sexy Asian honey, about 165 Cms., slim to medium build, beautiful natural 36C’s, long sexy legs & big hips, good massage & excellent services. Jenny has sexy smooth skin and a very good personality. - ForeverWarden:
Saturday at
𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Cindy, New Girl Lina & Tray, Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Lisa is a young, slim, friendly & very beautiful Vietnamese beauty with a nice body, nice 34D boobs, slim waist - SugarLoveSpa:
Saturday at
⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠
: ANA, LUNA, SARA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5’1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE and capable Vietnamese beauty nice natural 34C Cups. - HolidaySpa:
Saturday at
𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵AMY & NANA. AMY is an attractive young lady with larger breasts and a nice bottom. She has outstanding oral skills, and is very popular. Don’t miss out on her special skills Nana is a slim and very sexy Korean lady, very pretty and accommodating. Come and try, you will like. HOLIDAY SPA - New Oriental Health Centre:
Noor & New YOUNG t Asian Girl Angela are in today~
Call 
Text: (647) 381-2688 Make Your Day Incredibly Delicious 
Our girls provide lots of service options & are Extremely Open-Minded 
We're Open 9am - 2am everyday! Drop in to Unit 26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill. - Lulu_Villa_Spa:
Barbie Very Young, very Petite Korea Student With Perfect S shape type Spicy Smoking Hot Body Great BBBJ, CIM, GFE in Her menu Natalie she is CBC/filipina mixed Petite school girl GFE, BBbj, DFK in her menu.647- 446-0886
- See You Health Center:
Sami Gorgeous Model Type CBC Vietnamese School Girl Suki From Taiwan, sweet girl Sexy tight body amazing C cups with Those incredible nipples Elena Very young Vietnamese sweetheart girl has plump lips, flawless glory skin,416-988-2950
- Annie Spa:
Our sexy new superstar Michelle is working today Saturday November 16th with gorgeous young girls Tina and Coco Michelle only works on Saturdays and her schedule gets booked up very quickly so book your appointments well in advance…it’s always a very special and busy day at Annie Spa on Saturdays when Michelle is working 100% real Michelle pictures Call Annie Spa and ask for May to book appointments
1001 Sandhurst Circle Unit #7 Finch and McCowan Area 437-818-8 - bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 young beautiful girls are working today, young fun Yoyo 30’s with 36DD open mind and young slime Sophia 30’s, pretty GFE Lina and sweet Ella are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
- Sunrise Health Centre:
Noor & New Hot Girl Angela are here Today! (647) 325-8086
We have Hot & Sexy Girls Every Day. 
They all do Extra Services & are Very Open-Minded ~ Drop In Anytime 
Walk-Ins Are Always Welcome! Unit 27, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill - Lulu1980:
Phoenix blossom Spa
table shower 
body scrub
5124 Dundas W Etobicoke 416-817-3366 Nice girl Luna is joining. She can provide a very good massage with sensual touch. She knows how to take direction and please a man. Suki can provide deep Thai massage. She takes directions very well. She has many assets and knows how to use them. Come see her today.Welcome to walk in or make an appointment at any time. Plenty of parking space at the back door - EMSpa_schedule:
Tomorrow's sneak peek: For Saturday November 16, 2024, our attendants will be Opal, Vicky , Lucy , Ivy and Christina Call 905-479-6668 to book and enjoy!
- Shangri-la Spa:
♀Freedom Fri Ultimate destination for Asian massages Two fab spots: SL East & SL West, Richmond Hill & Oakville Your passport to paradise with 9 enchanting girls fr China, HK, Japan & Korea — Aaliyah, Tina, Coco, Cici, JPN Yui, Super Happy, Echo, Selena & Doris— 
Ring us 647-695-6354 or text us 
647-578-8169 160 East Beaver Cr., Unit 12, RichmondHill 
Where Eastern charm meets Western comfort - your bliss awaits
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, New First Day Young Slim Petite Chinese Vivi, Tall Slim Sexy Chinese Kelly, Slim Chinese Lisa, Young Sexy Chinese Abie, Young Sexy CBC Rachel.
- Newspring@:
Nu spring spa
sexy and hot Latino Japanese girls working at Markham 416-669-8508
7-15 Karachi dr Markham - AmoreSpaEtobicoke:
AMORE SPA 127 Westmore Drive, Unit 106C Etobicoke, ON M9V 3Y6 ☎ 437-688-2407 ☎ Friday at AMORE SPA: CHERRY & a New Girl. CHERRY is a proven superstar, Slim Asian with a pretty face, all natural A or B Cups, long nipples, slim waist & small round bum. Her services are legendary. New Girl today apparently is very pretty, has good massage skills and good services. AMORE SPA
- Sparkling Spa:
Sultry Nympho Susan is working at Sparkling Spa with Sexy Service Queen Zoe today. Real pictures of Susan & ZoeCall or text to book appointment ️SPARKLING SPA️ 50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8 Markham, ON L3R 8X4 (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY
- Endless Joy Spa:
[GRAND OPENING] Endless Joy Spa (155 East Beaver Creek Rd Unit #8, Richmond Hill) 416-731-856510am-2am, New First Day Young Slim Petite Chinese Vivi, Tall Slim Sexy Chinese Kelly, Slim Chinese Lisa, Young Sexy Chinese Abie, Young Sexy CBC Rachel.
- See You Health Center:
Candy She is a Vietnamese， Face and body to die for. Her smile will make you melt. Lin Very Young, Petite Vietnamese Student With Spicy Slim Body Cherry From Malaysia Part time School girl Naturally very pretty face, 416-988-2950
- Sunrise Spa:
We have a wonderful Asian spa in downtown Toronto 302 Adelaide St W, 2nd Floor Today is Jennifer, Coco and Emily 416-916-7276
- #203MoMo&Beauty:
MoonMoon spa/416 887 8801/8131Yonge st #203 Persian girl & Asian girl today
- Jenny’s Spa:
JENNY’S SPA 5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4 ( 647-893-5196)Call or Text ( 437-888-3759)Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY GRAND OPENINGNEW GIRLS EVERYDAYEXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Anna- A stunning sexy girl from Hong
- Soul Relax Spa:
Looking for a relaxing escape? MeetTinaKimMeiCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662 Your ultimate relaxation awaits!
- Golden Sunshine Spa:
Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! TodayAlettaAlisaNinaSelinaBree Call us ☎ 905 - 265 - 2158 Your ultimate service awaits!
- Moneylee:
All season wellness center : New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Mia ,young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Vivi,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Yoyo,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella ,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherryaddress: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E24376655510 ️️
- wonderspa:
welcome to wonder spa416-5000-800，open10 to10.we have 4young beautiful girls working everyday,Ella is very friendly nice girl,providing deep tissue massage and nice body slim,Joey is very good looking,big breasted service queen,Amy is long hair provide a very good massage with...
- Fullssss:
Full season wellness center: New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Ivy , Young girl pretty face big boobs nice figure deep massage Jessica ,Young girl Big-breasted big Big boobs big butts May, Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary . 2560 Shepard Ave Mississauga unit 1 4379857899
- ASPA:
𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗮𝘁 𝗔 𝗦𝗣𝗔: 𝗔𝗺𝘆 & 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗥𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗹𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟳𝟮𝟵-𝟲𝟲𝟬𝟲 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟴𝟯𝟵-𝟱𝟵𝟲𝟲 AMY is young and very friendly, standing 158 Cms. with 34C Cups and a very nice bum. Amy is a very popular student, young, sexy, and open minded. She is in demand for her good massage
- ForeverWarden:
Friday at𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳 : Bobo, Mia & Sasa. Bobo is a small, slim and sexy lady, petite with all natural busty melons for your enjoyment. Mia is a Caribbean service queen temptress with incredible curves & very friendly attitude. She is able to bbbj like a queen, and is open to dfk and cfs. Sasa is slim
- HolidaySpa:
3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵 LINA, YOYO & CINDY. [/color] Lina is very well known for her great services and her impressive shapely ass. Come and see why! You will be glad you did. YOYO is a very beautiful slim Chinese lady, 165Cms & 116 Lbs with natural D Cups and a very sexy figure. She provides the best versatile PSE services. CINDY is a slim & incredibly sexy lady with a nice smile
- SugarLoveSpa:
Friday at ⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠: ANA, ELLA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ ANA is a young, short and sweet lady, 5’1 & 105 Lbs, very tight, with a small to medium booty. Ana is a versatile honey who provides great massage, & can accommodate your needs. ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5’1” with C Cups, smooth skin and a very pleasing attitude.
- New Oriental Health Centre:
Phoenix , Nayla & Sasa are in today~Call Text: (647) 381-2688 Make Your Day Incredibly Delicious Our girls provide lots of service options & are Extremely Open-Minded We're Open 9am - 2am everyday! Drop in to Unit 26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill.
- bnwellness_wilson:
We have 4 young beautiful girls are working today, young cute Tina 30’s with curve body open mind and young slime Summer 30’s, pretty GFE Lina and sexy Coco are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
- Sunrise Health Centre:
Nana, Angela & Noor are here Today! (647) 325-8086 We have Hot & Sexy Girls Every Day. They all do Extra Services & are Very Open-Minded ~ Drop In Anytime Walk-Ins Are Always Welcome! Unit 27, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill
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