Just before the point of no return, do you?

[Bride2be]

Guys, see options in poll.

MPAs, what's your feeling on this? Or you can pretty much know? What are the signals? How do you keep the goods from the unwanted places?

 

[WTFYW?LDG!]

An MPA (with some level of skill and knowledge) can tell. You can feel it, see the toes scrunching, hear the change of breath, see the flushed face, etc. Depending what you are doing at the time, you have signals on each end of the body...and hopefully it's aimed away! LOL

 

[BlackLadybugXP]

by the way...the screamers are the best entertainment...as you show him out and say...did you hear that guy ladies...as they are all laughing, enjoying the sound effects...

 

[BiPolarBear]

One lass told me about this guy that used to squeal when he came.... now that was TMI

 

[Los Rojiblancos]

We've seen/heard a few of the following:

1. banging their heads up and down on the pillow
2. Laughing while *uming
3. peeing (ew)
4. humping an MPA's leg
5. farting
6. singing a song

you boys offer a never-a-dull-moment kind of daily experience
LOL

 

[Clo !]

Wonders about blowing bubbles in their bubble bath

 

[Yep]

Sheik, you're hired!

 

[Will in TN]

are you sure? I didnt say which orifice was doing the blowing

 

[Sahar]

I'm changing my name to Bubbles.

 

[Loogle]

What would be on the list of top ten songs most frequently sung while *uming?

 

[MargieY]

Come Together. Beatles.

 

[Yeoman Prince]

Final Countdown - Europe

 

[Brandie C]

Ref ?

Please release me, let me go - Engelbert Humperdinck

I think I love you - Partridge Family

 

[Ahmad Sheikh Aljoofri]

My Ding-a-ling-ling (Chuck Berry)

 

[heybulldog]

I think that it is a P.Diddy tune ...

I'm cumming now,
I want my MPA to know,
That I'm going to explode

 

[Jackie C]

At work or at play, feedback on performance will almost always result in improvement. This being the case, why would anyone hold-back valuable info from the MPA. I absolutely let her know what's happening (or about to happen)

 

[Delacy]

"Cream"

By Prince.

 

[Cubrocrerroda]

I'm coming out. I want the world to know by Diana Ross.

 

[wutda!*&!]

Please Release Me

 

[Pompal 09.]

I hope you were joking.... Peeing while *umming? That's gross. And farting..... That guy must have no control of his gastro intestinal system....

How do you stand it?