Kansas

[jronnie22]

> A Kansas State Trooper pulled a car over on US135 about 2 miles
> south of the Kansas/Oklahoma State line. When the Trooper asked
> the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician
> and juggler and was on his way to Winfield to do a show at the
> Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
>
> The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and
> asked if the driver would do a little juggling for him, then he
> wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the Trooper he had sent his
> equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
>
> The Trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if
> he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the Trooper
> got 3 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was
> juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunken good
> old boy from Kansas got out, watched the performance, then went
> over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
>
> The Trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car,
> opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
>
> The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail,
> cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."

 

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