Kkarn is being stalked please help!

[Virgil]

[A contrast to the NYE promotion]...

Stopped by HFH the other day and booked a session with Sarah.

Very nice session. We exchanged numbers (said she'd like to call me sometime, whatever...) Silly me, I gave her my office number.

The next day she shows up at my office with a suitcase full of oil/powder and towels! WTF? In front of the receptionist she goes on to suggest that things are slow down at the spa, would I be interested in a nooner? WTF?

The following day I'm out on a date, at my fav. restaurant and she shows up again! Sits down at the next table and starts tossing rose pedals all over us? Goes onto suggest that things are a little slow down at the spa again and she's more than happy to do couples? WTF?

This morning on my way out, who do I see with a real estate agent in the condo next door? Yep, Sarah again! WTF? Goes onto to suggest that things are a little slow down at the spa and she'll be opening up a franchise of HFH next door? Tells me it's all about "Name Brand Awareness"?!?

I crack myself up!

kkarn/

 

[lilly of the valley]

You crack me up too.... *chuckling*

 

[LORI G]

HFH Franchise - what a great idea! I can just see NYE working the phones so the attendants can spend more time with the clients...

Isn't love grand...

 

[Whittles]

and you expect us to believe this, how ?

PS lol

 

[Pompal 09.]

From what I've heard, because the franchise fee is so high, they cannot buy a washing machine, so NYE will be washing the spunk filled towels by hand with a little woolite.

Don't worry NYE its good for the skin.

 

[misterk]

Hheheheheheh. I heard New Years Eggy gets the money to see Sarah by working at the downtown gloryholes.

 

[jinenglish68]

I guess it sucks to be him. hehehe

 

[Immortale]

Just a thought.

If they ever got married, could we have all the MPAs sit on the side of the Bride and all the massageplanet.netites behind the groom?

What an interesting picture.

 

[Bag Full Of Questions]

Literally.Heheheheheheh.

 

[T.O.Rider]

kkarn you could have it worse, imagine if your stalker was George "the Animal" Steele!!!

P.S. He is still getting over Elizabeth's death

Tito "Latino Heartthrob" Santana

 

[vaye]

Kkarn, if you are being stalked by Sarah, take advice from other massageplanet.net members and be open with your love. Obviously if she wants to move in next door she likes you more than NYE. And if you can have a claim to being the only massageplanet.net member to live next door to an HFH franchise, you should be able to have a next-door-neighbor discount.

But be careful kkarn, if Sarah likes you more than NYE than you should look over your shoulder and sleep with one eye open. NYE maybe the next person that will be stalking you. He might even be plotting a way to get you out of Sarah's life!

 

[8 In the corner]

Kkarn:

You must learn from NYE's experience and let the love overflowing in your heart spill out onto the table, floor, and various message boards around the world. What you call stalking, others call "mild interest". Ask youself this question: Do I want to have this woman following me around if I cannot accept her into my life? If the answer is yes (as we all know it is), then there is no problem. If the answer is no, then the only recourse left to you is a monastery, where you can compose ambiguous divine love poems that confuse the abbot but remind you of the time when you did not have the courage to fly.

 

[clade]

Thanks for all the feedback...

However, my heart is with lakisha [@ BLUE LAGOON SPA ON DIXIE, which is CLOSE TO THE AIRPORT FOR ALL YOU BUSINESS TRAVELERS and has really GREAT SMELLING SOAP!]. I'm going to be asking lakisha [@ BLUE LAGOON SPA ON DIXIE where PARKING IS ALWAYS FREE] to mary me next week.

I'll keep everyone posted.

BTW, lakisha's friends are all really super nice, and friendly. they're all into PRWMPAWLFSTWSAFDTH (you know...."Pretend Romance With An MPA Who Look for Suckers That Will Spend A Fortune During the Hustle). Come on everyone, join in the fun1

kkarn/

 

[Hackman]

LMFAO

 

[cairo]

Thanks for that worthwhile contribution to our massage community.

Perhaps in the future you will be clever enough to make fun of me, like the rest of the community members in this thread have.

Sticks and stones, gentlemen.

 

[Deaner 2.0]

If NYE was for real...this would be his brother:

http://members.cox.net/donchin/WilliamHung.wmv

 

[ginger91]

*lol*

 

[totallyjay04]

That's hilarious considering I'm not asian. I expcted more from you Mr Karn.

Here's a more realistic pic of what my brother would look like, If I actually had a brother.

http://www.my-india.net/cgi-bin/dir/frames.pl?id=5669

If this doesn't work, click on to Sammy6235. You have to go to Indian males to find him. Sammy is a skinnier version of me.

 

[I wanna know?]

Eggy...as is..."egg everyone on"