Ladies...What do you think of these chat up lines?

[Damien Francis]

Okay, so the first one is this: This is better for a street chat up line.

Me: *stops girl in the street* excuse me, do you know the where *name of place* is?
Her: "Umm yeah, it's *she says where it is*
Me: Actually, I don't really need directions. I just thought you were cute and wanted to say hi (with a cheeky smile)

Below is the second chat up line - Works better in a nightclub or bar after introducing yourself.

Me: "Hey, feel my shirt, go on"
Her: *feels shirt*
Me: Do you know what material that is?
Her: No?
Me: "It's boyfriend material!" (again, said with a cheeky smile)

What do you think girls?