Latent Leilani Lament

[crayzblonde]

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).
But Leilani, Leilani I know it...

You've lost that massagin' feeling,
Whoa, that massagin' feeling,
You've lost that massagin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Now there's no welcome look in your eyes
when I reach for you.
And now you're starting to criticize little things I do.
It makes me just feel like crying, (baby).
'Cause Leilani, something about the massagin' in you is dying.

You lost that massagin' feeling,
Whoa, that massagin' feeling,
You've lost that massagin' feeling,
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woooooah

Leilani, Leilani, I get down on my knees for you.

If you would only massage me like you used to do, yeah.

We had sessions...sessions... sessions like you don't find everyday.

So don't...don't....don't let the massagin' slip away.

Leilani (baby), Leilani (baby),
I beg of you please...please,
I need your massagin' (I need your massagin'),
I need your massagin' (I need your massagin'),
So bring it on back (So bring it on back),
Bring it on back (so bring it on back).

Bring back that massagin' feeling,
Whoa, that massagin' feeling
Bring back that massagin' feeling,
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone,
and I can't go on,
noooo...

 

[Pompal 09.]

Wow, considering how there are so many reviews saying how leilani isn't as good as before I doubt I'll be visiting her again. I too remember her sessions as good so I appreciate the sentiment of those who have are now having bad times with her. I would rather keep the good memory of past sessions rather than spoiling it with the bad sessions she appears to offer now.
She is a hottie but like the song says "she ain't pretty she just looks that way" if she only gives a poor session looks alone won't keep repeat clients.

 

[jumpxit]

Righteous post!

 

[Don H]

Yes Brother

 

[betdwg1]

You think she's basically "burnt out" of the game now?

 

[Katie M]

Well, I think at a certain point in time most girls just get fed up with the lifestyle of working in weiner wacking factories even though the pay is pretty good.
A lot of girls feel a bit isolated and separated from the stream of real world life because they can't honestly talk to their girlfriends or family members about what they do for a living because a lot of killing judgement rays will come at them.

Anyway, I'm sure most of the girls in the biz didn't dream of working as MPA's one day when they were sitting in class in grade 3.

My guess is that after women have been doing this for 6 or more years it wears on them to see a new stream of younger, wide eyed, prettier girls coming into the system every year while they keep getting another year older and there's a lot of pressure on them to "graduate" into some kind of "real world" work.

And also I'm sure a lot of them are sick and tired and fed up with the endless stream of flunky, loser guys coming in the door who need to get off. It'd be like living in the movie 'Groundhog Day' for the rest of your life. Boring, boring, boring.

 

[Dani D]

Come on guys! Sometimes, if not every day, we all feel sick and tired of doing our own jobs no matter how good the $$ is.

I'm not trying to defend any side, and yes, I feel disappointed if any of my sessions doesn't give me full satisfactions .... but I always keep in mind that they are humans too.

And, just one bad session doesn't mean I have to jump here and complain or encourage them to get retired! Remember, it's their lives & their choices. And, certainly it's our $$ ... so, the best solution would be not visiting them ever again.

Therefore, I fully support Kilgore Trout's comment above.

P.S. Other than Kilgore Trout's comment that calls us losers!

 

[ladykenmax]

It's a lament...yesterday seems so far away....oh I believe in yesterday. Can u not just sing along?

 

[devy]

Exactly it simply reflects on days gone bye. As I noted this tune is being repeated by a few so it is just not an off day. We are here to review and yes I know things change and simply we are noting how things have changed. We probably won't be seeing her again but we can have good past memories about her. The lament is simply to let others know that the past is the past so past glowing reviews may not represent the present.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

hey, don't get me wrong. I actually liked your review! I wish we could all do that

 

[Mr. Samsa]

I have been seeing Leilani, since she was Estelle at IT, and the sessions I have had with her in 2009 at Allure and Utopia have been excellent.

Yes, she has changed a bit from the attendant I originally met. But she's still extremely hot, has a great personality and attitiude, knows how to tease (jas great touch). can be sensual and knows how to turn up the dirty talk when its needed. She is still pretty open minded to things that will please both of us.

These constant lament posts you make, this and the "Bright Lights" thread a little while back seem a bit obsessive. She was one of my favourite MPA's back when I first met her, and she still is now. I typicallly stay out of threads that say negative things about any of my regulars, because each has there own personal experiences that could be there fault, the fault of the attendant, or a chemistry issue, and I will never know what it is, and I will be biased. But these constant threads about her reduced service for you, make you look like a fucktard, from my perspective.

 

[June M]

That is quite the perspective maurice. Tossing in the word "fucktard" provides me ample evidence as to your perspective. "Constant" as in "consant posts" equals constant repetitive posts. A whimsical post(this thread) and the "bright lights" thread of some months ago does not qualify as "constant" by any reasonable standard. But I guess from your "unbiased" perspective it does. The use of the word "fucktard" only amplifies your subjectivity and biased perspective.

Nothing has changed on my end regarding my manner at all with Leilani.....yet....she is not the same girl as before. Therefore.....woooooh the lament. Maybe you are a "bright light" in Leilani's eyes.....pliable and amenable, a charm and a dreamboat, protective and empathetic, subjective and biased. What MPA wouldn't love those qualities?

"Obsess" not my dear chivalrous maurice....about one singular and solitary whimsical post.

 

[2 days left !]

"Crusade"? Another incendiary term once again. Attempting to be strategically but alas misguidedly, flung.

A crusade is a vigorous, aggressive movement for the defense or advancement of an idea and/or cause. I lamented the loss of "Leilani of yesterday".....and you immediately fixate on "mileage". Calling a "whimsical" post, plus my observations(which do not include details or as you inately phrase it, mileage) as "crapping on her" speaks volumes as to your comprehension skills and mindset. Not impressed at all.....

I guess you can repsond to my posts with incendiary terms and comments....when a raw nerve is touched by whimsy.....you have to wonder about reality.

 

[simplicity4888]

Wow, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! I think you are trying way to hard to impress us with your verbal and witing skills! But we don't care, all we care about here is....well, you have to be clueless to know what we really care about. Please stop, if I wanted to go back to school, i wouldn't be on this site!! (I'm getting use to this posting stuff!)

P.S - does anyone know why Leilani left Allure anyway?

 

[Jon K]

Grog is that you?

 

[Sadie]

I guess if I wax whimsical about Leilani.....invective-laced hissy fits are your replies. Check the "passionate insults" timeline.....you certainly initiate them.....so it may be wise to park it.

Whimsy begets insults and invective......talk about needing a reality check.

Hey, but if that is all you can muster....it makes me wonder and terribly amused.

Lighten up.....

 

[Iliana G]

Because of Anbarandy, maybe!!! kidding!

 

[Belinda]

Dude, your posts in this thread are laced with sarcasm, incendiary terms, insults, inferences, and just plain old invective conjecture(Oxford dictionary). So lecture thyself.

My original post was whimscal(eloquence and poetry?)..., yet you take great umbrage and believe you can reply to me in that way, completely unfettered?

The timeline of "passionate insults" is quite clear bro...whether you choose to see it or not. And you state that you are not afraid to be called out on a "message board". A message board? Reality check, bro.

I stand by my orignal post. Absolutely nothing insulting, sarcastic or untoward about it all.

I believe you need an Oxford dictionary to understand the meaning of the word "crusade".

A reality check is long overdue bro.

 

[Pompal 09.]

You should invest in one also professor.

crusade

noun
1. a series of actions advancing a principle or tending toward a particular end; "he supported populist campaigns"; "they worked in the cause of world peace"; "the team was ready for a drive toward the pennant"; "the movement to end slavery"; "contributed to the war effort" [syn: campaign]
2. any of the more or less continuous military expeditions in the 11th to 13th centuries when Christian powers of Europe tried to recapture the Holy Land from the Muslims

verb
1. exert oneself continuously, vigorously, or obtrusively to gain an end or engage in a crusade for a certain cause or person; be an advocate for; "The liberal party pushed for reforms"; "She is crusading for women's rights"; "The Dean is pushing for his favorite candidate"
2. go on a crusade; fight a holy war

WordNet

 

[Pompal 09.]

Okay Professor.

Context(noting the change over a period of time with a MPA), content(whimsical), tone(wistful) and scope(very limited) of my original posts refute your first assertion.

Wistful(melancholy, longing), whimsy may better satisfy WordNet and American Heritage Dictionary. Wistful and whimsical(whimsy, impulse) also refutes the chaacterization of a crusade(exert with vigor). The only vigor on my end is responding to the condescending replies.

Lastly, condescending as in replying to condescending replies to wistful and whimsical posts. I note your use of the characterization "fucktard" as evidence. Quite a high horse your ride....I guess it is not to be unexpected.

Why fret? Such a BIG deal over whimsy and wistfulness.

Surreal....having the disorienting, hallucinatory quality of a dream; unreal; fantastic.

Class dismissed.....professeor.