Little Margaret

[PABI]

Good one!

 

[Kandi Kaine]

LMAO!!!!!:

 

[Parrot]

I've heard it before.
But it just gets better and better. :
Good Job.

 

[JoJo]

good one :

 

[Mabuz Luciferi]

"Little Margaret"

Usually she slept through the class. One day
her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she
was napping, "Tell me, Margaret, who created
the universe?" When Margaret didn't stir, little
Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"G~d Almighty!" shouted Margaret. The Nun
said, "Very good" and Margaret fell back asleep.

A while later the Nun asked Margaret, "Who is
our Lord and Savior?"

But, Margaret didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue
and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Margaret. The Nun said
again, "Very Good" and Margaret fell back asleep.

Then the Nun asked Margaret a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her
twenty-third child?" Again Johnny came to the
rescue.

This time Margaret jumped up and shouted,
"If you stick that damn thing in me one more
time, I'll break it in half!"