Lonely woman

[CannedUs]

greatpost

 

[Ashley W]

OMG :lmao: That is hilarious!

 

[paulcrsm]

great post

 

[marvintech]

: lmfao!!!

 

[Meaux]

lol ive got a sick joke to tell ._. its hillariously funny but WRONG!

 

[a1suga]

just think about what he used to rang the doorbell o_o
nice joke btw, dirty but funny :

 

[Blommulty]

I think I must be stupid... Cause I really don't get it. :hmm:

 

[Amy Rose]

i get jokes :ashamed:

 

[dayquil_1]

Lmfao
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:lmao:
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[zickfeby]

:hmm: :hmm:

:hmm:​

 

[Melorious]

:lmao:

Thats sick.. but I laughed.

 

[yasser]

lol think about it...he has no arms or legs but she asks him if hes good in bed and he said " i rang the doorbell didnt i?"...think about it

 

[ndmagicman]

:hmm:

:hmm:

:dontknow:

:reallysad
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[Sasuke U]

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"