The Italian says, โWhen Iโve a finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her kneesa, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasyโ.
The Frenchman replies, โZat is nothing, when Ah โave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasyโ.
The Aussie says, โMate, thatโs nothing. When Iโve finished s haggin me sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe me di ck on the curtains. And MATE โฆ.. She hits the fu*cking roof.