Lorne
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- Sep 20, 2009
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Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Girl: To phir rehne do... kya fayda.
******
Agar aap bus pe chade...
ya phir bus aap pe chade...
dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
******
A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...
******
Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai,
kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko, twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.
******
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI
******
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mashhoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
******
An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
******
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.
Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
******
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir. Boss:
Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Girl: To phir rehne do... kya fayda.
******
Agar aap bus pe chade...
ya phir bus aap pe chade...
dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
******
A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...
******
Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai,
kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko, twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.
******
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI
******
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mashhoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
******
An old rich man marries a young gal.
Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
******
Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.
Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.
******
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir. Boss:
Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.