Martha and Edna

[EDIMOMO]

Martha and Edna, two widows, are talking.
Martha: "That nice **** Ummel asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I
give him my answer."
Edna: "Well . . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually
at 7 PM. And dressed like such a gentleman, in a fine suit. He brings
me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there
but a beautiful car . . . a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then
hetakes me out for dinner. Marvelous dinner - lobster. Then we go see a
show . . . let me tell you, Martha, I enjoyed it so much I could have just
died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he
turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and
has his way with me two times!"
Martha: "Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn't go out
with him?"
Edna: "No... I'm just saying, Wear an old dress..."

 

[Toni Nicholas]

OMG I can't wait for OLD age... if that's how they can behave AND talk about it then I'm growing old gracefully