Massage parlors on Yonge St, south of Bloor?

[Alison]

Hello,

I'm looking to see if there are any special massage parlours on Yonge St, south of bloor?

Please help.

Thank you.

 

[~Tyeashia~]

I've read quite a bit on these forums, and I came to the conclusion due to fear (skepticism) of me being part of "Big brother", I just might not get the help I need.

Please be assured that I'm just a working man, trying to get an own business going, and I'm _seriously_ looking for a place around Yonge/Bloor because I live around there.

(If you don't believe, please lookup an old thread of mine too.)

 

[rayt721]

There are a bunch of them. 657 Yonge, 675 Yonge, 4 Charles St. (Just south of the Brass Rail). There is another across from the Brass Rail near Outer Space Records. All are Asian places.

Just look for a sign advertising a massage. Lots to choose from. None of them are anything special in terms of the girls, or services. Most are open till 9 or 10.

There is also Toronto Health Spa at Yonge and Gerrard, which has more variety in girls, but is much pricier, and IMO not worth it.

 

[SUPAMAn]

Thank you so much for providing this information!
But, I think only a couple weeks ago I went to 657 Yonge, and she kind of told me they only offer "Regular" massages there. And I had a feeling she was messing around, and I just had no clue how I would go about it.. lol

What would you suggest I do without making myself look like a turd or make them look like idiots?

 

[Brain Testing]

Here's the secret recipe:

1: Enter the massage premises.

2: When the attendant asks how long you want to stay, say "How much is 1/2 hour?". (This is the right amount of time for the first time, as why suffer any longer than that if she is terrible?)

3. When she says $40, you say OK, and give her $40.

By the way, she may ask if this is your "first time". You can usually get away with saying "no", which helps her feel more comfortable with you. However, she may then ask who you saw before, which may leave you hemmimg and hawing for an answer. I have found that admitting this is my first time at a spa ususally doesn't present a problem, and that some friendly and light conversation during the massage helps build their trust and "break the ice".

4. She will lead you to the massage room, and will leave you to get undressed and lie face down on the massage table.

Now, this is important - be totally nude when she walks in, and that also means do not cover any parts of your body with a towel before she comes in.

5. She will return, and may ask if you like a hard or soft massage. Just say hard, soft, or medium, as you prefer. She may then ask if it is OK to use oil. Again, state your preference.

6. She will then begin the massage. After about 15 or 20 minutes she will automatically change from the hard or medium massage to a soft "massage" which will consist of light caressses which will probably include your butt, butt crack, and some light tickling of the back of your scrotum.

7. After a few moments of this to set the mood, she will ask you to turn over.

8. Shortly after you turn over, she will ask if you want any "extras", or may phrase it as "where would you like me to touch you", or "what else can I do for you", or other words of that nature. (She may even ask you to take her hand in yours and place it where you want her to touch you.)

Note that, if you look like a policeman, she may ask you if you are one before any of the above questions. That phrase is usually accompanied by her saying "I don't want any trouble!". Be prepared to deny it convincingly.

9. She may then commence a price negotiation, and may even want the "extras" payment up front. Try to be friendly and kind.

10. Enjoy the fruits of her labour!

11. Don't forget to pay her the negotiated price. They don't like getting stiffed.

Hope this helps.

 

[My pic says SLIPKNOT!]

Oh yeah, and you might want to go back to 657 Yonge, ask for Cindy, Yoko, or Amy, and try the above method there. I think you'll be pleased with the results.

Other places close by:

2 East Dundonald - try Amanda or Jessica

678 Yonge - try Eva

750 Yonge - try Coco.

 

[Beryl 0.2.1/Ubuntu 9.04]

xmontrealer, you ROCK!
Thank you so much! Really appreciate the 'breaking-in' talk.

Is there a place where it's not going to be asian ladies taking care of my massage? At these places listed, anyone other than asian women? (I'm not too fond of Asian women.)

 

[Brooke]

They'll all be asian at those places.

 

[7K3]

Good list.

I find better to offer to take the underwear off when MPA comes back. This way get to see her blush. If it's no extra place, less awkard. Worst, they sent in granny MPA

I prefer sit back - watch her walk in then sit on my lap as foreplay.

 

[Edward Bongshanks]

That makes more sense, just to avoid embarrassment and her yelling/freaking out? lol

 

[Carling]

I'm not big on the Asians I encounter at an MP either...in my experience, these MPs on Yonge in the downtown leave a lot to be desired.

If you're not into Asians to begin with, the quality of lady who'll greet you will not impress, IMHO. Then again, my experiences at these places usually involve me staggering around Yonge at 2:30 post-bar.....

 

[school]

As far as leaving underwear on, that may send a message to the MP that you're a "newbie", or worse, law enforcement.

Don't worry, if the place is "straight, no extras" the MP will put a towel on your butt fast enough. They've seen a million of 'em.

In that area I don't know of any non-asian place except for the Toronto Health Spa, at the corner of Yonge and Gerrard, and that place has been very badly reviewed.

 

[Newrean]

I listen closely.
So, what's with the fear of the law? Is it just them who needs to be in fear, or the 'clients' too?

 

[agedownunder]

Oh man, I miss getting massages. The bag-tickle is the best part, but I enjoy the whole massage. I don't go anymore, because the thought of getting busted by police ruins the experience for me. Now I know what people mean when they say "Fuck the police".

 

[Yoda]

What, people get busted for getting a frikkin massage?
I saw a hot woman walking out of 657 that day when I went in.. would she have gotten busted too? (Had the cops come?)

 

[Pompal 09.]

I would not recommend Cindy, unless the one I saw was a different Cindy. The Cindy I saw was not impressive. I was ushered into the room by another lady at first and requested Cindy as she had been recommneded in other reviews. This Cindy was very plain looking and she was not well during our session, cold? perhaps. I cut the session short with no extras.
I understand someone getting a cold but her looks and even the massage was not impressive.

 

[thinkingtime]

For some reason I never checked out any of those places on Young south of Bloor until a couple of weekends ago. However, I was in the area on Saturday and checked out the one at 616 Young. The girl’s name was Candy. I knew from the sexy red dress she wore that I would get what I wanted. She likely had a few more pounds than some would like, but I liked her. I will do again if I’m in the area again, but I’m not sure when that will be.

 

[moondog]

616 Yonge, here I come.

 

[steve J]

Why does this remind me of a weird "Dear Abby" letter?

 

[Smile Jesus Loves You]

The list by xmontrealer almost should be a sticky.

I would add that if the girl who greets you in the massage room is wearing a skimpy top and skirt, you're in the right place.

Second, as for my state of readiness when the MPA returns to the room to take care of business, I fall into the naked camp.

Sometimes, as GT points out, the MPA will come right up and give a nice warm hug and even sit, especially if you've already established during the initial "interview" that you're a veteran layabout.