melanie@josephines

[Mikeasaurus]

Heard there is new girl Melanie@josephines, so I went to take one for the team. she has dirty blond hair and a ok body.Canadian around middle 20's and an expressionless face.
Massage was non- existent
attitude was way below Zero like she did not want to be there at all
massaged only the legs and did not touch the torso or Mr. Happy at all
did not even looked at me in the face from the time I met her in the waiting area.
conversation was non-existent and only talked to ask If i needed N or NR. SHe asked me that when 5 min was left at the seeision.
I declined becuse of the time factor and she stoppod the massage right then and there.
She did not even give me a relese saying with no extras she does not give a release.But at Joshephines you get a release for any any seesions regardless you take N or NR.
PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM HER AND SAVE YOUR MONEY.
JAYZ06

 

[Elizabeth]

Thanks J,

I saw her last night waiting for Sarah, she was dressed in this black outfit that looked hot, I was thinking about giving her a go, but now that you mentioned her, I will pass.

VBB

 

[Polgeria]

Thanks for a very useful review, jayz06. You just saved me time and money.

 

[JerW]

Vbb, I was there last night around 9.30pm and yes she was wearing the black outfit you mentioned. Actually I took the chance on her becuase you have been doing the new reviews lately and i wanted to try and find a new gem.
Guess I was wrong.
jayz

 

[Pompal 09.]

Somebody should tell Josephine about her attitude IMHO
jayz06

 

[Bone Idle]

These type of girl's should not be allowed to work at MP's and this Melanie seem's better suited for Walmart or Burger-King. We spend a good amount of money at these MP's and the least the girl's can do is provide service without any attitude.

 

[ezzzzz]

Jay, I learned many years ago of hobbying that when an MPA ignores you in the waiting area, do not bother chancing the coin. Stuck up at the beginning makes for a very cold session. You know when you walk into some places and the ladies are all sitting in the waiting area. Take a look at their faces as they look at you. Look into their eyes and try to pick out that look of "OH shit here is another horny bastard expecting me to KISS HIS ASS" or the one that has that look of "PICK ME BABY, I''LL MAKE YOU SOOO HAPPY" Well needless to say which is the one to take, it may be just for the money but she knows to treat you right and 'YOU"LL BE BACKKKK". Thanks for the heads up!!

 

[blahblah=]]

Hey Rayden - the look that says, "pick me baby, I'll make you so happy" - do you ever see it in bars? I need to know what that look looks like.

Timbit

 

[Agalloch]

Rayden,

I should have mentioned that.

Last night she was sitting in the loveseat beside the TV. I got that look from her. I have seen it but sometimes it is a mixed signal, bad day and all. I thought that she was upset because she was waiting for a room with this old guy wearing a cowboy hat. I was seated on the sofa when she walked by, I gave her the look but she was unresponsive, not even a smile. My little head was thinking how nice she looked in those black panties covered just slightly with a black see thru nightie ...

I would have taken the bait, hook line and sinker ... just like a largemouth bass (LOL)

When I left, had a room in the dungeon (furking construction guys in the basement arrived half way thru my session, they are building another room down there) she was back on the loveseat and that "look" was still there.

FYI ... Josephine likes to pawn off her new MPAs on unsuspecting victims, I have been one of those victims. So if you are offered an MPA there for which you haven't seen a review, you do so at your own risk.

Just make sure you inform us afterwards !!!

VBB

 

[Suicidal Elite]

I was told that Melanie has never worked in massage before. That being true I would suggest you call Josephine and let her work her magic and turn this girl into a gem.

 

[Jamie in hiding]

I had a massage from Melanie a couple of weeks ago and should have reviewed but didn't because It was a confusing session.

I saw her in the greeting area, she seemed attractive and face was ok when she smiled, but she didn't do that much. Body was better then most at J's

When the massage started

She seemed confused (as did J) as to how much massage experience she had, J said it was her first day there , Melanie said she had done a few sessions before (I took it as J selling me a Newbie) Melanie also mentioned she'd massaged elsewhere.

Massage was ok from a massage perspective, she had sharp nails which got me at one point. No offer of any extras till about 25 minutes in, when i brought them up. I took the reverse and she seemed to be enjoying the reverse, but it didn't last long. Release was about average.

I thought she might have potential, if indeed it was her first day. Sounds like there hasn't been any improvement.

Sorry I didn't get a review in to warn you Jayz, I was hoping someone else would have a less confusing session.

 

[my own pavement]

Timbit, in the bars that look is easy to see, offer the drink or start up a conversation and if she excepts, smiles at you with eye contact, touches you or touches herself, then your foot is in the door and you haven;t YET blown 140 bucks. Now once you hit last call and haven't had any luck, considering the ladies left by this time are sloshed, THEN my TIMBIT friend go to your nearest ABM , withdraw 150 smackers and visit your nearest and reputable MP.
VBB I have recieved that look of OH NO from Monica and that alone has kept me from checking her out. LAst time I was there she looked hot but my gut feeling stopped me and I may be wrong and we might have a great session together but I DON't think soooo. I took Kelly instead and AHHHH not my type of lady, nice enough and decent session but no HEAT and I like heat.

 

[Asher Ruth]

LOL

I hate the bar scene, but you've got it right. It's just so rare these days to get that look from a girl early in the evening - these days they seem to want to scam for a couple of drinks before you really even get the time of day - I must be getting old! If I want to be sure, it's so much easier to spend the $100 at SB and be sure to get off with a nice looking girl (although it seems even these days you can't be guaranteed of anything with even the B Girls) Oh well.

Timbit