Millionaire, Dr Bob, The Limo

[Randomly]

Same here.

 

[Alexletekeyclekes]

:clap
I liked all three, very funnyy!

 

[dorkiedancer]

bhahahahaha i like all 3 of them babahhahahaahahahahah

 

[Pompal 09.]

I like the second one :

 

[Tiocfaidh ar la mo chara]

hehe I liked the first two. :thumb:

 

[OccashSweessy]

:lmao: :lmao:
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[jim jim the dog faced boy]

The Millionaire​

A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.'

So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the
party run to the pool to see what has happened.

In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.

The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks.

The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the b.a.s.t.a.r.d that pushed me in!'

Dr Bob​

Doctor Bob had s.e.x with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

Every once in a while, however, he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."

But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality: "Bob, you're a veterinarian!"

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The Limo​

In a limo there was :Britney.Shaggy+Craig
David.Someone farted.Shaggy sang:"it wasn't
me." Craig David sang :"im walking away."
Britney sang:"opps i did it again!"

Next day in the limo there was a worse fart!
Shaggy sang:"it wasn't me.Craig David sang:
"im walking away."Britney sang: "Stronger
than yesterday!"