More Puzzlers!!

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How can someone "draw a blank"?

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

How do you know when yogurt goes bad?

How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're nerver in darkness?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have
anything to jot it down on?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?



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