More sardar assault !

[Skylyn]

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.



Wife (at around midnight) - Listen….wake up…listen to me
Husband- (sleepily and angrily….) … what is it ? Why did you wake me up this late ?
Wife- You forgot to take your sleeping pills…!!!!!

Hindi
Interviewer> To bataiye PANI ke bina Insan kaise Marega?
Sardar> PANI nai hoga to Insan Tairega kaise? Aur Tairega nahi to doob jayega!



Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new



Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!



Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?



Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"


Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

(Best one)
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.


After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
"Torch is okay"

Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!

Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
(Had never thought of it)


Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

 

[Maru Ramos]

sardar :lmao: :lmao:

 

[yzedhuvnixiiqyesu]

Sardar :hoho: :hilarious:

 

[Marisol :)]

Safin.. u r too much yaar! :rofl:

 

[Pompal 09.]

old one but still :lmao:

 

[Ithildorfi]

Safin Saar

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[lqequufximeixvejw]

Safin :awesome:

 

[joe joe]

:dx::dx::dx:
What crap :lmao:

:sarhello:

 

[NeaCheaoue]

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

:lmao: :rofl:

 

[Fanny[loves]Ray.]

Sardar :rofl:

 

[atrorestisy]

:rofl: :lmao:....... :lmao: :lmao: