Most eligible Bachellar from South India....!!! PLZ ATLEAST READ IT

[RaeRae]

An open letter from a Most eligible Bachellar from South India....!!!

Madam:

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Bangaloru. Having
seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself
on you and hope you will take me nicely.

I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big, six foot
tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am
working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and
I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for
balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid
balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly.
I am gay.

Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always
giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That
is how nice I am.

I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not
sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym
and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want
you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for
you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What
to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I
am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my
things into your hand.

If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you
and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your
nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly
for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

Expecting soon,

Yours and only yours
C.S.V.L.T.Rao

 

[Andomhnath]

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[jdphenix]

Is it for real ????

 

[Ropinsono]

He can't be from Bangalore :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Marissa D]

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