MP Mascots.......

[finglas9]

MP's have no doubt come along way in the past few years. With such luxurious spa's as IT, HFH and BP. Now it's time for these MP's to take the next big step, and that big step is (drum roll).................MP Mascots. The MP mascot should be a heavy set man with long curly black hair, much like Horatio Sands of SNL fame. The reason being is that Horatio looks like the ultimate fun boy/party animal type a definite man's man,the kind of guy that other guys want to party with. The Horatio Sands look alike MP Mascot would be dressed in a hawaiian shirt and spandex shorts while eating chocolate cake. For example if it were the IT Mascot he would be dressed in a blue and white hawaiian shirt with blue spandex shorts with the letters IT painted on to his buttock.

The MP Mascot's job would be to sit with you in the waiting room and get you pumped up for your upcoming session. Say you have an appointment with Jasmine, Mascot guy would sit next to you on the couch and be saying things like "YEAH BUDDY, YOU'RE ONE LUCKY GUY.JASMINE IS GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD,WOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE GONNA LOVE HER BUDDY" He hypes up the session for you and gives you someone to talk to. Once you are walking to the room Mascot guy would give you a high five and wish you the best of luck. As you come back from your session Mascot guy will be like "YOU THE MAN,MAN I CAN TELL YOU HAD A GREAT TIME BY THAT TOOTHY GRIN YOU'RE SPORTING,YEAH BUDDY".

Mascot guy would not be paid in cash,as he would be paid in bs's by whichever MPA he likes. One Mascot would work the day shift and one would work the night shift.

So the only thing that remains to be seen is which MP owners will step up and hire a mascot......

 

[juliaa(:]

The best mascot would be the guy from the Dell commercial, instead his line can be: "DUDE, YOUR GETTING A MASSAGE!!" LOL ....... rusty you the bomb.

Tito

 

[CARAMEL LOVE]

I must say, your pre-Main Event idea has merit. How about adding that boxing announcer...."Let's Get Ready for RubDown!"

 

[kansasfan]

They could have guys who's only job is to come out of the rooms before you, pretending they just HAD their worlds rocked... you know, gasping for breath, wobbly knees, maybe collapsing on the floor in front of you as they pant "that Alana is just INCREDIF%^&%%^%BLE!!!!!"

And have the MPA's come out in bathing suits and 6" heels carry around big numbered cards just like in the boxing ring... they will come out to let the waiting dudes know which room they will be going into.

 

[D-Tes]

TubeSteak's suggestion is the best .... someone should give Micheal Buffer a call, who knows he might take the job ..... that would be awesome, walking into IT and then Micheal Buffer can strart "Ladies and gentlemen ......................... blah blah .... RUBDOWN!!!!!!" LMFAO!!!!

 

[3456]

Perhaps we could use the taxi drivers that take you to Grand Prix in Montreal. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The best dam taxi drivers in the world.

 

[snowboarding1236]

The Michael Buffer "LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMMBLE" is always trying to be ripped off by changing a word or so. It's best to try and come up with something original.

 

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the Dell guy is only 17, thus he would'int be allowed into the spa's. Besides, Horatio Sands look alikes are much funnier.

 

[Patricia G]

The black cab driver was good indeed. The only problem is that he does'int look funny enough.

 

[magicbird]

Perhaps before you enter they can have an introdution. The owner could come out with the mic and announce the stats for your massage.