MP.net MASSAGE Incorporated.

[shit.kicker]

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Hi (as inspired by Leah for Massage Community Leader Thread)

Here's what the company would look like

President and CEO Leah Mpa
Senior Vice President and Director of Property Management Ref
CFO CND-Guy
CIO Garret
VP of Admin Pool (Also to Carry out Recruitment at Tokyo Office)
VP of Marketing and Creative The Rusty Tromb
VP of Sales Very Bad Boy
VP of Customer Service Red Stilleto

Director of MPA Devolpment Revolver
Director of Sales West Milupa
Director of Sales North The Ladies Man
Director of Sales East Happy
Director of Sales Central Frankcastle

We're going to keep this company light and nimble amongst the executive ranks.

 

[Lois20]

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Can I be in charge of Quality Assurance?

 

[Gladiator]

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OK....but who's going to do all the real work? Where's the reliable Blue Collar team:

Accounts Recievable and Petty Cash
Logistics and Product Handlers
Health & Safety Inspectors
Human Resources and Recruitment (and Employee Performance Evaluation) - I'll volunteer for this one.
Legal - OK maybe not Blue Collar but still needed
Facilities and Maintenance (includes laundry)

 

[rainy]

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I would like to put my resume in for Consultant of Innovations (MPA turned SP Outcall)

 

[Justin Morales]

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Never mind President .. VP of this .. VP of that ... I'll take the MPA Trainer Position. Thank You ...

 

[U. S. observer]

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Nice really nice. that has to be the best job of all

 

[Graigorax]

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Man oh man. I busy enough with my day job but I think I'd be willing to put in some over time..... so where's the expense account or start up funds?

I recently had a cool experience that I hope other MPAs might pick up on. I call it a neck job. It didn't happen in the GTA and I don't want to get anyone in trouble so please no PMs. Anyways, the MPA lubed me up and used her neck and shoulder to pleasure me..... looked and felt like a BJ plus she made noises to simulate the action. Coolest move.... strangely she was restrictive on touching and didn't do any other type of slide so it was a specialized massage so I wouldn't recommend because I like a variety of moves to be employed.

 

[myportraitdrawing]

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If we are going to appoint ourselves for positions, can I be Director of Scouting? Yeah, like a "head" hunter. mmmmm, I might just love my new job!

 

[tonalc1]

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Spode what position in this company would you have? and What postition would you give your other handle Lois Griffin?

 

[zoea]

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That's very generous of you, Rev ... some skills in the art of self defense would certainly come in handy.

As soon as I find out what Admin involves I'll get down on it.

At this point I suggest, if I may be so bold, supplying "disposable" stockings to all MPAs. Due to popular demand, I think that we should also have at least one tranny and one male MPA on staff. I'd also suggest that we send whoever is in charge of recruiting off to Japan, as there seems to be a high demand for "authentic" Japanese chicks.

Rusty should also have a say in musical "ambiance" and I'd recommend Garret, if willing, to come up with a most decent sound system. Ref might make a good decor theme consultant ...

Teach, no doubt, will be glad to resume laundry duty.

 

[natera_miguel]

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And here are the MPA's at the first company picnic....

http://www.sparkvideos.com/bikinikarategirls.shtml

 

[Jovita]

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No problem Poolie, I've got that part covered.

 

[Tilly]

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Our company is dynamic and changes happen at the speed of business. These changes to our corporate structure have been duly noted and implemented.

PS our company logo will be that of the Ass of Furious C

 

[Katy needs Sustagen!]

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December 14th, 2005



Mr. Spode,

We have not received the memo on what your role is yet? Please forward ASAP board wide at your earliest convenience before the next board meeting to be included within the minutes.

Regards,

Very B. Boy
VP, Sales

cc.
Leah
Ref
Cdn Guy
Garrett
Pool
Rusty

 

[RAINWALKER]

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Myself...I'm not the executive type. I prefer just to be a specialist under one of the Directors. I think that maybe I could specialize on Plats.

PS I hope Frankcastle isn't one of those ballbusting bosses.

 

[?????? ?? ????]

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My offering as Consultant of Innovations (MPA turned SP) still stands...

 

[GoodyGoody]

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I don't mind taking the treasurer and the quality control jobs along with the director of the west.

And Spode ! You can work as my assistant.(But don't even think about any money laundering ideas).

 

[Catlover101]

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I'm more of a hands off kind of boss, I prefer to keep my hands clean. However, I do like to bust a nut (mine of course).

 

[Thug LiFe~State Of Flux]

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I think they call them 'Angel Investors', don't they?

 

[hezpod]

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WOW!!!!!! I'm the President and the CEO???!!!!! Now how come I wasn't informed of this????!!!!!! It's been 8 days and NOBODY even told me!! I had to find out on my own????!!! You guys are all SOOOOOO fired!!! Uh ohs.... maybe not. Then there'll be no one to help me out. I'm gonna need someone to do all my whack.... I mean work... for me. Yeah, that wouldn't be any good if you guys were fired!! O.K. I guess you can all keep your jobs. Especially "Spode", since you made me president. So does that mean I get 200 days of vacation and 155 days of sick leave? And 10 days to show up and collect the money and make sure the company didn't get burned down yet? (hmmm... I'm starting to sound like my ex-boss...) Ope, what am I doing? I'm the president right? I don't have to answer to anybody!!! Gee, I guess I can finally throw away my "Whacker's Handbook of Excuses for Being Late". Now I don't have to show up at ALL!!! What an AWESOME life I'm gonna have!!!! Now, I got tons of free time to......... hmmmmm.... sleep...eat...watch T.V....yap on the phone...go shopping... HEY...???? ain't I doing these things already???