MPAs pet peeves

[thathingg]

well....since you guys posted yours....i figure...we should say something too!

1. not washing yourself properly!!!!!! men pleaseeeeeeeee!!!!! wash EVERYTHING!!! there is nothing worse then your body odours filling my nose! it ruins the mood for US!

2. asking if i have a boyfriend, and when i say no ( because we're always single when it comes to you ) asking me if you can be my boyfriend.

3. not taking no for an answer. if you go for the goodies and you see us move away....stop! it means we don't want you touching us there! i know some girls don't have a problem with it but even those girls have periods so unless u wanna examine her tampon...STOP!

4. touching my face....oh god! don't do that!!! you touch your privates...you don't clean yourself properly and then you touch my face???? eeeeewwwwww!!! and plus you'll ruin my make-up lol

5. asking if i work everyday....come on!!!! yes...i don't have a life...sheeeesh!

6. asking if i like my job! irrelevant because no matter if i do or not, you'll only hear one answer!

7. asking how much money i make.

8. squeezing my breasts like a maniac. just think how it would feel if i sqeezed your balls like that. EEK!!!

9. saying you can't tip me today even though you see me once a week.....you don't have to tip me! yes...there are some of us who will prefer to see you once a week or once a month with no tips, rather then see you once and get a great tip and never see you again. it will not make your session any less enjoyable if you don't tip

10. telling me about how rich you are.....i really don't care. unless you're gonna give me that money...i don't want to hear about it.

well...boys....that's all i can come up with for now.
by the way...this is my first post so go easy

 

[Ubaida]

hahaha, i like number 8.

 

[Haley]

Wow, I think we guys got off easy !!!

 

[Ompa Lompa]

i forgot some very important ones!!!!!

13. when you say...i love making a woman come ...let me please you...
UMMMMMM....how about no! sorry to burst your bubble but we don't do this JOB because we're horny and can't get enough of it. sorry... you wanna please me? show respect, let me do it my way and come back again.

14. when you say...oooooh i'm almost there! i'm almost there! and you're almost there for 20 minutes. the girl will most likely give you as much time as she can, but you have to understand that most places have strict rules about staying overtime in a session. we do have to pay the house for another session, so...please....stop doing that. 5 minutes grace period is acceptable but anything more then that? pay for another session ok? trust me...back in the day when i was naive...i got fired for that, and you don't wanna lose your favorite girl by getting her fired for something so silly, right? right!

 

[Mary P]

you go girlfriend, show those men who the woman is!

 

[buildermantn]

This may seem like an incensitive question but do you ever get really horned up during a session. I know its a personal question, but I will never ever find out who you are so how about it?

 

[kelvin S]

LOL well i'm not made of stone you know!!!! i CAN be (rarely) a sinfull creature i never DO anything about it though. you guys don't even know it! and i like it that way!
happy now? gooooooood!

 

[Brandie C]

i have been asked by a fellow MPA who shall remain nameless to add a few more on her behalf. so here you go word for word:

-in the middle of your 20 minute marathon when your left arm is about to fall off, please don't say :"well if you'd only let me...that would make me go really quick and then you'd have a happy customer come to you"

-negotiating service amounts such as:"if you'll do a body slide for $20 this time, i'll be a weekly regular." well paying $20 for an $80 service....who wouldn't? and after getting a NO from us,the words your body's not worth $20 anyways" are probably not the best way to ensure a great finish...especially if you picked me out of 5 girls.

- "i've seen so and so here and she lets me lick/enter/etc" . you know what??? go see her then!!!! what makes you think i want your dirty mouth anywhere near me! and also....what do you think you'll achieve? you think i'll say " oh well! if she lets you, so will i!!! " ? come on...get real...

- don't try and recruit us. there is a reason why we work at a place we work. if you need girls for your spa....don't be cheap and put an ad in the paper.

 

[lovejudy76]

I'm kinda happy right now, but that has to do with the departure of Scott Savol. I do get a sense that maybe you think that guys that get massages are losers. No?

 

[The Wife]

What does it mean if I scored 14 out 15?

 

[qdb]

So your friend assumes all of her customer's mouths are dirty? I'm not saying she should put up with anything she's not comfortable with, but it sounds like she despises her clients a bit. I'm always clean head to toe (and inside mouth - Mmmm listerine pocket packs!) and very respectful of the attendant's limits and I'm sure that a lot of the other massageplanet.netites out there are as well.

I'm hoping I never run into your friend. She doesn't sound too happy.

 

[L91]

oh god no! i don't think that at all!!!! i work in one....does that make me a loser? no. so why would i think that of men who want my services? we all have reasons for being in a MP, so who am i to judge?
the list was made just as a guide for you guys. if you steer clear of the things on the list you'll have a much better time. happy MPA=one happy customer, right? so keep your MPA happy. cheers

 

[XlenaX]

I think it's a reasonable list, I wouldn't take offence to anyone who pointed out a few things that aren't welcome by many of the girls.

 

[Shehab K]

Yeah but sometimes you make one or two of these things rather hard to refuse. Only when offered that is. I see your point though and I think we should all learn to follow the lead of our MPA.

 

[waverunner]

How about the positives. Any guy do something you like? To increase his mileage, so to speak? We'll try to emulate.

Unbeknownst to us, we get the goods when we do something we don't even think about. Such is a dude's life.

Cheers,
Jack

 

[Artist]

I see your point though and I think we should all learn to follow the lead of our MPA


yeeeeeeey! my point exactly! thank you dear!

 

[Keegan W]

well as far as the bad goes...i KNOW all MPas would agree. but for the good stuff...i can only speak for myself. so here it goes:

i love it when you're a little nervous because that makes me feel like i have the upper hand and that puts me at ease.

i love getting a massage...a nice hard massage. i know many MPAs don't like being touched at all, but hey! i love it! massage though...nothing more! take notes those of you who prefer to just roll over

i love it when you make me laugh.

i love it when you give me compliments. i had one guy tell me i remind him of botticellis venus. aaaawwwww

i love it when you help me out of the hot tub by holding my hand

i love it when i get a hug at the end right before you leave

the list can go on if you're interested

 

[Amii...x]

Ladies, thank you for making this forum interactive again as it was just too 1-sided. Reading guys whining is just so yesterday...oh, i was one of those guys. ha ha.

RS, PS, Violet, OJ, Secret, Kat19, Jaded, I'm sure I left off other young bright gals, you are helping to turn the tide.

Polite, another smart lady with an edge. Keep them coming!

I can just see her inbox fill with PM from guys trying to find out where she works.

At times, I become the #14 guy, most MPA would dread. "Goodtime, you're not focus. You're not helping... You've to finish, ok, sweety." (talk about a blow to the slap of the ego, lol)

 

[Kara S]

I like this thread, keep it coming ladies. The more comfy you are in the session the better overall the session should be

 

[caring carer]

I've heard this from somewhere.
Sounds like a girl i know.......