My first day back to work.... and one friggin' stupid potato-head already!!!!!

[colleen]

Hi fellow massageplanet.netites!!!

As some of you know... because my hicktown LE guy was taking up most of my time for the last 3 months... with his 9 e-mails a day and stuff.... (between Leah #1 and Leah #2) I haven't really been to work.

Actually... I pretty much haven't worked at all.......

So yesterday... with a whole $10 left in my pocket... including change and all... (I know... pretty sad...) I figured I better find a place to sit my a** and make some money.

So I called around to all the different spa owners and what do you know!!! Lucky me... one of them have a spot available.

So I go in to work, and at about 1 o'clock... my "yammy-yammy whacker" friend called me. (I call her my yammy-yammy whacker friend because she works at this spa we nicknamed the yammy-yammy spa.... Not too sure how they got that name.... Maybe because all their attendants have orangy-looking tans and look like yams?)

Anyways, she calls me... and she's really upset. She told me that a man dressed as a fireman had gone into her spa and asked if she had a fire extinguisher. She said, "yes". He asked to see it. She showed it to him, and he looks at the bottom of it and told her that it's expired and that he needs to take it in and replace it, and that he'll be back in half an hour. Then he disappeared and never came back... It's been 2 hours already. I told my friend that he's not coming back.... He pulled the same scam at my other spa last year. Then, he had the nerve to come back about half a year later, asking my boss if she had a fire-extinguisher!!! (I guess he forgot he already went there. Or maybe he's just really stupid.) Anyways, my boss recognized him... so she said, "no". Then he asked her if she would like to buy one!!!! What an idiot!!!

Anyways... after hearing that... my friend was really upset because now... she's going to have to buy a fire extinguisher for the spa.

Anyways... a few hours later... guess who walks in!!!! A stupid potato-head dressed as a fireman!!!! I decide to trick him...

He asks me if we had a fire-extinguisher at our spa. I told him, "I don't know.... Let me check..." and I went to the back. I come back a few seconds later. Giving him my most innocent look, I said... "Oh no!!! we don't have one anywhere!!! We're going to be in big sh*t if we ever catch on fire!!!! You don't happen to have one do you?"

The man smiles, "Actually... I do. It's $40. You want it?"

I'm like.... "Sure!"

He brings it in. I take it from him.

"You know what?" I said calmly. "You're a friggin' stupid potato-head. You just got this from my friend's yammy-yammy spa and she already told me all about you. And you did the same sh*t last year too. So I'm taking this... and we're going to post your picture at all the other spas because you're on camera right now and we have your picture."

The idiot was in total shock. I could tell.

Anyways... I ignored him, and went back to the back of the spa... I saw him through the camera that he was still standing there in shock. After a while, he left.

I called my friend and gave her the good news.... That I got her fire-extinguisher back.

Can't believe the nerve of some people...

Anyways... we both called up all our friends in the spa business and warned them already. But just in case we missed some MPAs and MP owners.... I'm posting it here. Especially if you're in the Scarborough area.... watch out!!! Because that's where that stupid potato-head pulled his scam all 4 times.

 

[noble8fold]

I love Leah

 

[yadi yadi yadi]

IF this happens again suggest discretely while looking for the fire extinguisher call the police. Its robbery and probably an additional crime of impersonating a fireman.

 

[nosa]

Did you have your fuzzy slippers on, or were they fuzzy boots? See how long you have been away? Us fans are starting to forget the little things.

 

[Twilight fan!!!]

No offense taken IL.

I haven't read too many of "her" posts as early on I figured somebody was having fun with the board, but I would say there is a very creative mind writing this stuff. I don't think it's Leah, for if Leah really did exist, she would probably be the first sp/mpa/dancer in the history of massageplanet.net who did not promote herself. This business is all about the money, and if you don't tell people who you are or where you work, how are you going to make any? Plus the writer can't say where Leah works, for that would end the story when somebody tried to see her.

I don't want to "officialy" guess who the writer is, but if you think about, you will figure out who I am REFering to.

 

[Mae B Jolly]

Furry, not fuzzy boots!

I suspect Leah wears something cooler in the summer, maybe a pair of flip flops or those Crocs?

 

[Nomnomnom]

Hey AM,

What's the name of the lady with the amazing ass? And where can I find more pictures of her to do wrist exercises to?

 

[the.ash]

I hope Leah doesn’t wear croc’s. That has got to be…. one the ugliest pieces of footwear to come out in a LONG time (IMHO). Flip flops, high heel sandals etc……but please Leah don’t wear croc’s (crocks of shit)!

Croc footwear:

http://shop.crocs.com/c-4-Footwear.aspx?reqid=4&reqProdTypeId=4&subsectionname=footwear

Totally unrelated to this thread…

I am curious to see what Leah looks like! There is something alluring about her online persona…

 

[Eic]

Hmmmm interesting things to ponder at this early part of the morn.

Is leah for real.

I can think of two MPAs that don't self promote on massageplanet.net. So for me that rules out the concept that MPAs can't come on her and not self promote.

As for the way she writes. I think she writes really well. Could only a female or gay guy write like this? I don't know.

Is it someone with another handle? Maybe.

I'd like to think she's real but some parts are just too absurd...... e.g. the high number of psychics she's gone to see. Get burned 20 some odd times you'd think she'd give it up.

Let's just say a little bit of leah is in the heart of every MPA. Man that pill is kicking in I'm tripping balls here.........

 

[Barb L]

I had my furry slippers on yesterday. Now I wish I had took one of them off to boinked him on the head with it!!! Oh well.... since he's a stupid potato-head... maybe he'll forget and come back 6 months later... I'll have my chance then...

But then again... what if he takes my cute little furry slipper to the next spa to sell it!!!!...... That can't be good...

 

[Doug]

Sorry GD, just a pic I grabbed of a site of random pics http://www.heaven666.org/. no others of her and no name mentioned. I'd love to see more too

 

[Zylasn]

Leah, is yes a girl, and also a MPA working in Scarbourgh. She has a great creative mind, no doubt about it.

 

[The Wrathful]

oh... me too

 

[libratiger924]

Hi Fruity Hare and other massageplanet.netites trying to contact me!!!!

Sorry about that... I've managed to clear up my box a little now so you can PM me.

It's just that everytime I reply to a message and clear up my box a bit.... it get stuffed up again.

 

[Lillyyyy]

Hi la venganza!!!

Nope... no croc's for me!!! In the summer, I usually wear sandals.

 

[Rogelio teh Scary Feesh]

Your box gets stuffed?

 

[This is insanity!]

Thanks scurochiaro, figurehead, and momoo_t!!

I love all you guys too!!!!

And all you other massageplanet.netites out there as well!!!!

Smooch Smooch!!

 

[the old dog]

Hi INDN_LOVER!!!

To be totally honest with you... I'm actually not very creative at all. I'm just a regular girl working at a MP, where funny things always happen, and I've just decide to come here to share it with the rest of you. That's all...

There's no way I can make this stuff up!!!!! I'm really not that witty...

And I really don't know why funny things always happen to me!!! But they just do!!! I have no control over it!!!

So honestly... you guys are actually giving me a lot more credit than I deserve...

If you think about it... you'll realize that that's why I didn't post anything for awhile.... 'cuz I wasn't working!!! If I'm just out shopping... or watching a movie... or going to the casino... I'm not going to have much funny stuff to tell...

But when I'm working... that's different...

There's always some idiot coming in doing something stupid!!!

So what can I do?

I could get all pissed off and be all upset for the rest of the day. Or I can laugh about it and come here and share it with the rest of you so you can all have a good laugh too. That's all......

 

[loves christmas lights]

Hi la venganza!!!

You're absolutely right.... If you've been hoppying for awhile and have been to lots of MPs, I'm sure I've "whacked" you already....

 

[jkbogart]

You seem to have a knack of attracting strange LE types.....ever thought of seeking help for it?