My Hygiene rant (half blitzed)

[TheKWguy]

This is like my 2nd tall can of Pabst, it's been a day of disappointments but also some good things at the end. The 2nd can is telling me to rant because people don't remember that your asking to see Massage Parlour girls.

Yes they may provide extras, yes they may provide things you get at a normal escort but do they do it all the time? Maybe not.

When you go do FS, what do you do? BYOC is the chant right? That's called being prepared. Just like you want there to be mouthwash at the spa/massage parlour. Most of those cheap ass asian places? No mouthwash, you don't want to DFK with a girl who just sucked the other guys dick, because most likely, she hasn't cleaned up and just walked into your room. If you want DFK, bring your own mouthwash.

Why do people keep asking for anal at a massage parlour, you guys realize that the ASS is not a vagina. It takes time to stretch, you need lube (not spit) and you need to clean after. All in what, a 30 min session? If you want anal, go to an escort that provides and SCHEDULE. You should hope that she has preped and you have well enough time to ease in to the session.

Most MPA that even have anal as an option, never get asked. So likely there is no prep time nor anything else. Your setting yourself up and the girl for a load of trouble.

 

[Buzzkill]

I've had a nice anal experience...Of course lube and obviously the receiver has to be willing and relaxed and it's hot to fuck a cute ass.

 

[TheKWguy]

I cut my fucking hand semi badly scoring tiles today. No digits for me or anything really until it heals to almost gone. No one wants to see someone with a wrapped up hand.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Condoms tend to break easier when doing anal. If this happens, wash your cock as quickly as you can.