My rant. What happened to the real men?

[BAPS]

True story:

Had to go out for dinner with two other couples. My partner's old girlfriends that she had not seen for years (All in our mid 40's). Started of in a fun way, hello to you, kissy kissy how has it been blah blah...

One dude's phone rings and he says 'Hayloo". I look at him and said to myself "Yo man it is Hello not Hayloo . We ordered martinis and John does the same but Joan tells the waitress no he will have wine with dinner only :shock:. He says nothing and reads the menu, obviously embarrassed.

The other couple have their hands all over each other, she caressing his hair all night long and kissing each other with pecks here and there WTF :.

We order dinner and Mark orders a, b and c. No Karen says. Poopy love you know you cannot have too much oil and cheese is not good for you. Chucks you are right love I will do what you say WTF :shock:. After dinner Karen gets up to go to the washroom and Mark says "would you like me to go with you" :shock:

There is more but you get the hint how I got stuck with two pussy wept men.

For the men out there. Snap out of it.

Just my morning rant.

 

[the rick]

Best you can do for them is a bullet between the eyes and put them out of their misery.

 

[parkerjiscool]

Feel sorry for you man. Hope they paid the bill.

 

[smoney77]

I hate it when guys say Hayloo :. Answer the phone like a man dudes.

 

[midnyghtcloud]

shaking my head....whatever happened to all the real women? The ones who understand not to embarrass a man in front of people? If nagging about diet must be done, it should be done privately. Unless he's driving or has alcohol issues, why would she care what he's drinking? And omg, why would he even think she would want him to go with her to the ladies room?

Most women don't understand men at all. Most men are equally stupid about women. I guess that's what keeps it interesting? :neutral:

 

[RockTheCasbah]

Sounds more like she has just not sucked all the life from him, before she moves on to another victim

 

[natera_miguel]

I'm genuinely curious about the ladies room thing. Maybe he was hoping for a quickie? Was there a group of unruly men between the table and the ladies room, or any other reason she might have felt unsafe going by herself? Was it just a bad joke?

This has me puzzled.

 

[animation videos]

I figure he wipes her ass at home

But then again I think the worst of whimps

 

[Davey]

The only normal thing I can see is having wine with dinner. Nothing non-manly about that.

 

[Turkini]

Anyone tell me where I can have a decent pedicure?

 

[Pompal 09.]

On you feet

 

[R4u]

It wasn't having wine with dinner that seemed unmanly...it was being told he would have wine with dinner only.

I've known more than one man who seemed perfectly fine with his wife carrying his balls around in her purse. :neutral:

 

[MiSs FuNkY]

My ex wanted custody of mine when we divorced.

Did not work out for her

 

[Wis.Devil Dog]

So Macho, what I want to know is what did your ''partner'' think about all this?

Was she appalled or thinking hey this is pretty cool?

 

[rbabz]

I just have to add:

It isn't pussy wept, it is pussy WHIPPED lol......

 

[R S]

You beat me to it tboy. If her pussy is weeping it just means she's horny

 

[Asche]

Puzzled us too. No unruly men and I doubt about the quickie. No bad joke, this man or puss of a man is the real thing.



We laughed about it on the way home. No, no more dates with them. She also mentioned her friend was authoritative when they ere growing up but she never pictured she would become such a bitch.



I was going to write whipped but it made me wept lol, why I used sarcasm.