My worst session ever !!!

[Queenie]

Review: Samantha @ Silhouette
I would have never imagined that a session could turn out to be so terrible. I was literally in and out the door in 10 minutes, and that's not even the worst part. Happened to be in the vicinty of Silhouette, so I just decided to stop by on a whim. All the girls were available, most of them new, but I leaned towards Samantha as she was the hottest one there. I know the reviews on her are very mixed and I should have heeded the warnings, but somehow, I let the guy down south do all the thinking and go with her.

She was extremely cold from minute one and barely uttered two sentences until the massage began. Didn't even bother asking me what option I was interested in as she quickly undressed. No doubt that she is a very attractive woman ... looks much better in person than she does in her pic's. Has a great figure as well, although I found her a bit soft for my own liking. Nice pair of man-mades though.

Her personality and attitude sucked big time !!! No effort on her part to start a conversation, and when I made the initiative to speak, it was as if she was in mute mode and didn't even try to reply. So I just kept my mouth shut after that as well.

Samantha easily holds the record for the shortest massage given to me by any MPA ... the back was done in less than 90 seconds, and she didn't even bother getting past my lower back to the areas down south. Then she asks me to turn over so she could go for the finish, and this is barely two minutes into the session. Thankfully, she accepted my offer and let me massage her. No fun to be had as she lay on her back with her eyes closed, expressing no emotion whatsoever. About 90 seconds into this, she felt that I was due for a finish and asked me to get back on the table. She went straight for the goods as if she was in a hurry to catch a plane or something.

As soon as she was done, she said "take your time" and took off. I was absolutely infuriated at this point ... if she had "taken her time", the session would not have been so crappy. She came back moments later as I was ready to walk out the door and escorted me by saying "see you soon". Yeah right !!!

Easily the worst session I've ever had in all my years of hobbying. Thankfully, the day after, I probably got one of my best sessions ever. I guess things have a way of balancing out for me.


Face: 9.0/10
Body: 8.5/10
Breasts: 9.0/10
Personality: 0.0/10
Attitude: 0.0/10
Massage: 1.0/10
Nude-Reverse: 1.0/10
Finish: 5.0/10
Repeat: Hell no !!!

Cost: $105 ($45 DF (30 mins.) + $60 NR)

Web URL: www.silhouettespa.com

 

[Orlaigh]

Wow. This place has had some bad reviews over the years but this one takes the biscuit!!

Was the receptionist not surprised to see you flee so early??

 

[Lol]

Samantha has to be one of the most uninspired girls I have ever seen.

 

[Pompal 09.]

A fair review TLM !

I have heard about the mixed sessions that many have had in the past, for myself I have always had a good time with her. It is like she likes you or she doesn't and don't get her on a bad day as well. For a place that wasn't busy at the time you figure that she would at least put in an effort to pass the time and work for the repeat business, oh well sooner or later they figure it out.

VBB

 

[walking lady]

Just like Seinfeld things have a way of evening out for you TLM.

After a really bad session its important to get right back on the table and change that bad mojo around.

Nice review of a bad session.

 

[CourtStar94]

The spa pics make her look old and her expression is that of a person who poop in their pants


not my cup of tea

 

[LilMissRainbow]

I feel for you. TLM (Or i felt for you earlier but then again the Mp gods were watching that injustice so thats why they made it up big time for you. ).

My only session with her was pretty good.She was cold and distant but i just simply loved her body and the Nr part for me was long and fun.

 

[iTz moleman!]

I feel for you TLM. I don't know what the MPA's are thinking when they ask you to turn over just after 90 seconds. I mean do they not know that only a mintue and a half has elapsed? It drives me crazy. And god forbid if you complain about the short massage, they respond with a cold, "Well what did you expect?".....fucking bitch. This one slider even had the nerve to say once after I complained, "It isn't my fault you cummed so quickly." Aghhhhh!!! I mean she went for the goods like right away, and sometimes when going into a MP after a long day of work or whatever, you are not exactly casanova love maker. All I want is a nice massage and perhaps a nice conversation. The release is important but it is all about the effort. No enthusiasim is what makes me mad. Especially when I know I give a nice massage, and I know I am a nice guy oppose to some clients that treat the MPA's like shit.

For this reason, I don't visit MP's anymore, and I am glad I don't. I offer to massage them only to lengthen the time of the session out. I feel stupid walking out of the place after 10 minutes. I know there alot of good MPA's out there, but most of them are shit and just want to make the quick buck. Of course this also applies to SP's, and trudst me there are alot of them like this as well.

I think it is the MP's / agency's responsibility to train these girls to have better attitude and try to get that repeat client. I mean that is what this industry strives on. And any smart provider should understand this.

All in all, I feel for ya TLM. Who was the MPA you saw after that balanced out your luck? No review......?

 

[royboy]

She looks atleast 45 yrs old - too fake for me - you would think a girl like this would work harder to pay for her next surgery!

CJ>

 

[Im a mexican muslim]

The mp industry is not all that bad.If you visit the top spas like Allure,SRM,HFH about 90% of the time you get ,more then a decent session.
Even at Silhouette there are a couple of girls who still provide very good sessions.

So because of one bad session i cannot shun the whole mp industry.

 

[Taylor!]

Don't get me wrong, I am not shunning the whole industry. I know there are alot of good MPA's out there. I just prefer SP's. I still visit MP's once in a blue moon, but nothing like my pre-SP days, when I would get a massage every other day.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Maybe shes a millionaire and doesn't need the money that bad....she probably never got a repeated customer yet....this old gal has got to go she just doen't want to be in this business....

 

[babygirlbrunnett52]

huh? No way. She looks 30s and she looks awesome. However, her attitude is the worst! She basically stops just short of telling you to go eff yourself if you want to make small talk with her....and of the polite nature at that. Talk about being 'hardened' (no pun intended)

 

[Headswirl]

$105 = 10 minutes

hourly rate = $630

 

[Pompal 09.]

worst massage i ever got paid for 45min nr got 5 minute massage and yank.

 

[cherry kitty]

She was not around when I walked out. Frankly, the last two times I've been there, no one seems to give a damn about the customer ... the receptionist and the MPA's seem to be busy chatting away with each other. This is probably gonna be my last visit to Silhouette ... unless I feel the sudden urge to see Lisa there.



Thankfully no, but I was almost there. When she went straight for the goods after I turned over, I asked her to "take it easy since there was still time left in the session". She had the nerve to reply back "do you wanna finish yourself ?". This was the final nail in coffin, and I just wanted to get this over with.



I hear ya, and some very good comments, PHINE.

Olivia @ SRM (ex-Silhouette). Not gonna post a review as I have reviewed her four times already .... don't wanna look like a stalker. Here's my last review on her if you are interested in reading it: Olivia Re-visited. The one I had with her recently was even better.

 

[Well Duh!]

She sounds like a total pig. Thanks for the warning. i will go out of my way to make sure I never get a massage from her. Hopefully word gets around and she can go take a long long smoke break. This behavior is usually typical of has-beens who know they are on their way out. It's their way of casting blame on the customer for their shortcomings and declining income. Besides life is too short to care. Every year a new crop of fresh young talent emerges to help us forget them.

 

[Brianna H]

She should go to work at Blue Pearl. Actually 10 minutes would be considered a long session there.

 

[Pompal 09.]

You actually went into a MP and didn't pop? That would turn me off from the business for sure.