NikoleusFC
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Suggestions for when they put health warnings on alcohol.....
WARNING:-
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot! [sm=dance.gif]
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning! [sm=sleep.gif]
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in! [sm=banghead.gif]
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish![sm=nuts.gif]
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your boss what you really think about him while photocopying your backside at the office Christmas party![sm=nono.gif]
Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what you done with your underwear anyway! [sm=scratchchin.gif]
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead! [&:]
Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really huge biker bloke named 'Big Al'! [sm=hidesbehindsofa.gif]
Consumption of alcohol will leave you with the illusion that you CAN date that gorgeous blonde over there! [sm=rollaugh.gif]
WARNING:-
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot! [sm=dance.gif]
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning! [sm=sleep.gif]
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in! [sm=banghead.gif]
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish![sm=nuts.gif]
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your boss what you really think about him while photocopying your backside at the office Christmas party![sm=nono.gif]
Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what you done with your underwear anyway! [sm=scratchchin.gif]
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead! [&:]
Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really huge biker bloke named 'Big Al'! [sm=hidesbehindsofa.gif]
Consumption of alcohol will leave you with the illusion that you CAN date that gorgeous blonde over there! [sm=rollaugh.gif]