New meaning of being pissed off!!

[xiaoxsycq]

That would be my luck!!!

I bet that they ended up screwing later in the car! LMFAO!​

 

[vyrneczu]

nice jokes..............

 

[Yokune Ruko]

: :
Lolol.
Oh dear, that was funny!

 

[Napboombcah]

I just skimmed. I've heard that joke before. It still makes me laugh : :shock1: Imagination.

 

[BooTdi]

You should have skipped lines.



:clap
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[IknowWhatIAmTalkingabout]

That's pretty funny! :clap

I wonder if they're still together. :hmmm:

 

[Frcacixouobzu]

This was on the Late Night Show with Jay Leno, I hope you're sitting down when
> you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or
> not!
> We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake. This just tells you how
> tough it is to be single nowadays.This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay
> Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
> that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
> experience.There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the
> prize!
> She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken
> her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip
> (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met
> before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
> home late that afternoon.
> They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
> realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an
> hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her
> companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
> Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point
> where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road,
> or it would be the front seat of his car.
> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
> down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let
> her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
> stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real
> gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the
> relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
> As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
> were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
> poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from
> the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due
> to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of
> the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long"
> with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
> assistance!"
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
> then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
> too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,
> they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,
> they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
> something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
> both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
> So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his
> pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in
> laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that
> should be "pants down." ..And you thought your first date was embarrassing
> Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."