New place on Hanover in Allentown?

[Dragonsking91]

I should have taken my own advice, but I decided to check this place out again. I've seen they're posting ads again on CL, and apparently they have new girls and are offering "4 hands massage" and things like that. So, for 50 bucks I decided to give it another shot.

Big mistake. First off, when I get there for my appointment I see a rather old woman coming to greet me. Alas, the massage girl was not this woman but rather a fairly young and good looking girl. The older lady followed me into the room to retrieve my door fee.

I notice the table looks like the towels / paper covering were used. Not a good thing. I was already paid & in the room, so I just got undressed. The massage started with some ice cold oil slapped on my back. The room itself was like an icebox, and I was literally shaking the whole time. Not a good way to relax.

The massage was not good. The girl seemed to be trying to do the right routine, but she was just too sloppy with it. Best I can describe is is like comparing the bow-staff skill of an experienced Shou Lin Monk with the bow-staff skills of Star Wars Kid. Just sloppy, non sensual, and just sort of annoying. Seemed like she was inexperienced for sure.

I made a few attempts to move the towel discreetly, but she fixed it quickly. About 15 minutes into the massage she giggles, and I'm almost certain she says "no release". Why she said this, I do not know. I was really out of the blue. I'm fine with "no release" but at least let me be excited at the possibility, not shoot me down right away.

On top of all this, there was some kid screaming right outside the door the whole time. Also, she used an egg timer that was clicking the whole time and scared the fucking shit out of me 6 inches from my ear when it went off. When it was over, she said "finish" and just leaves. I got dressed and left a %20 tip and got out of there.

Normally I would feel guilty about this, but lately with some bad experiences I don't. I figure I could sit at a bar all night drinking for hours, and would leave a bartender a 20% tip also. Massage is no easy job, but so is bartending so I'm done with leaving a big tip unless its really a good massage.

Another place that could have been a diamond in the rough, but just missed the mark. I almost went somewhere else for another massage, just to make up for this crappy experience but I was out of cash so I just came home and drank.

 

[psychicyardstick]

Wow, I'm actually shocked that you had any luck (even horrible as you described). Did she take the top off or somehow let you know she was going to provide the HE?

My experience was purely business, no tease at all. Just curious how you let them know you were looking for more.

I probably would not go back, but I do drive by it occasionally and in an act of despiration if i stop in, even a medicocre HE is better than none I guess...

 

[classicsat]

Wow, what a horror story! Your summary is every hobbiest's nightmare. Thanks for sharing so we can all avoid this place.

 

[animation videos]

you're right they're very ugly women. I'm asian and pretty chubby but asian women are suppose to be petite and pretty. idk what happened to these women.



As a favor to my fellow hobbyist Bigcecil, I took a shot not only was it embarassing to walk into a nail salon full of hispanic women and chinese women/men but the stares after you say massage was ridiculous. It was worst than the stares you get walking in the front desk on your way to see a provider. Anyway I get to the room, no TS instead they use wet warm towels to clean you up, This 40 yr old whale had this ginormous bottle of watered down warming oil of some sort and gave the worst massage. I think she was trying to get me to touch her boobs because they kept brushing against the back of my hands and on my head. TURN OFF. On the dreaded flip she teased and must've used the whole bottle of oil but she tried so hard to get my soldier up and eventually got a HJ and so disgusted I got up after she cleaned me up and left. She let me out thru the back door which makes you walk around to get to my car. damage: trauma, self worthlessness, $40 plus pity tip $20

summary: never ever would i come back nor would i recommend anyone ever going there

 

[lilharibo]

Anyone else check out this place? They continue to post seductive ads under "erotic services". Just seems like there must be more to it, but I'm hesitant to take a second one for the team to try again. Anyone else try it?

 

[JAMES P]

An HE place in the back of a barber is not at all unusual for Chinatown's, but they usually only cater to Chinese ["laowai" need not apply].

It would be unusual to see a HE place located in a nail or hair saloon. Not saying it could never be the case, just unusual.

 

[wiredpussy]

You know, with me half the time the HE is an after thought and I wave it off in favor of more massage if the massage was good. So I think I will have to check this place out because $40 for an hour's worth of massage, if it is good, is a steal.

 

[anewsivm]

Looked for it but couldn't find it.

Care to through a link up in response to this.

Thanks.

 

[KC Noshe]

I saw this place is now posting under "erotic services", which only adds to the mystery. I didn't get the impression anything beyond just a massage happened, but all of the ads seem to indicate more (or at least give the impression). It was a good massage though for the price. I'm wondering if there is some "secret" here or not. Maybe a codeword or something, who knows.

 

[Roz]

i tried them on saturday just to see what's up
my massuse was 28? and ugly
didn't get to roam didn't want to roam
ok massage with odd lotion that was a sort of mix
between massage oil and bengay
only plus was cheep price ($40) and perhaps
the best foot massage i ever got
nothing happy about the ending
i'll go back to the K girls next time

 

[blqydano]

I decided to toftt and check this place out. given the shady part of town this place is located, its actually pretty nice inside. A typical hair/nail salon type place. The massage area in the back is actually nice and clean.

The massage woman was asian, maybe 40ish, and fairly cute. She did this hot stone thing, which I had never had before, but it was good and the massage in general was good. No tease, strictly business, and I was covered the whole time. One time I moved the towel a bit "by accident" and she quickly covered me back up. So, it was a good massage & nothing more.

I have to say, given the somewhat "suggestive" ad on craigslist showing the cute asian girl with the dreamy eyes, I was quite surprised that it was so strictly business. Maybe because it was my first visit, but there was no hint to anything more than just a good massage. Even so, for 40 bucks it was a great hour-long massage. So, I might go back anyway eventually.

 

[Fictional Queen]

I agree with Big Cecil --- looks can be deceiving. When I lived in Houston, there was a nail salon that was infamous for massages with extra services. You had to know they were available, but it was a real favorite of the mongering crowd there.

 

[cath]

Did you actually get a massage? If not, anyone else check this place out? Sometimes looks can be deceiving, even with a salon in front - maybe the back is good?

Still, I am reluctant to toftt here. Maybe I'll make a trip and scope it out, but unless it looks good I won't go in.

 

[Flouride]

Guys dont waste your time. Was over in that plaza eating some popeyes so figure I would swing over. Its deff not freindly, its a nail salon with some massage tables in the back. Deffenitly uncomfortable

 

[anewsxjk]

Thanks Bigcecil. Always helpful to know which place is being discussed.

 

[Koeta]

They post under therapeutic, but have been spamming at least once a day and it has a someone suggestive picture of a cute asian girl.

http://allentown.craigslist.org/ths/1030198784.html

40 dollar special it says, but I've fallen for that before. Get in the room, and its high pressure. I've never tried this place, but am hesitant to toftt right now with money tight.

 

[Inge Wernig]

Yeah, where is this place on Hanover. What is it near? I read CL and haven't seen a listing. How about a phone number at least?

 

[Om Prakash P]

Anyone check out this place? They've started to advertise on CL. Its an asian place. I called for info and had an incoherent conversation with someone. Sounds like the door fee is 50, but I hate to toftt with money being so tight and my luck with new asian places has not been great...