NTR chats with Tom Hanks

[Allison M]

Our Tollywood shooting star Balayya ( Bala Krishna )is
travelling in a flight and happens to get a seat beside
no other than Tom hanks himself. but Balayya doesnt know
that he is Tom Hanks. their conversation goes like this
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NBK: hello. (smiles and shakes his head)
Tom Hanks: hi, how do u do
NBK: great. i am returning from nandeeswarudu shooting
in LA
Tom Hanks: really ? cool. i am an actor myself
NBK: i am a great actor
Tom Hanks: says who
NBK: myself
Tom Hanks: (blank face) Good for you. they say i am a
good actor too. i won a couple oscars also
NBK: i won a couple vamsee berkeley awards
Tom Hanks: i can see that
NBK: my father was greatest actor in the world
Tom Hanks: (surprised) dont tell me you are paul newman
s only son
NBK: i am tenth son of NTR
Tom Hanks: who is NTR
NBK: he is the greatest actor in the world
Tom Hanks: wow and all these days i was wondering if
that would be paul newman or peter sellers. can you name
a movie of your father s ?
NBK: superman
Tom Hanks: now you confuse me. i thought christopher
reeves was superman
NBK: acting is in my blood
Tom Hanks: interesting. i have haemoglobin in my blood
NBK: my father was a great actor
Tom Hanks: youve said that before
NBK: ok. theres not much more to talk for me
Tom Hanks: i would love to see some of your work
NBK: (pulls a vhs out of his bag) here watch this
Tom Hanks: what is it
NBK: its my latest movie seema simham .. which means
lion of the area
Tom Hanks: interesting. what is it about
NBK: it is about two friends. one of them kills the
others kid. now the other guy wants to kill this guy s
kid. but the fact is that this one s kid becomes the
other one s kid and in the end they have the same kid.
Tom Hanks: (turning towards air hostess) can i be moved
to a different seat please
NBK: (smiles and shakes head)
After conversation with balaiah he moved to a another
seat in the same flight and it happens to be a next seat
of Jr.NTR. EVen Jr.Ntr doesn t that his Tom Hanks
Their conversation goes like this:
Tom Hanks: I couldn t belive that guy was saying his
father NTR was the greatest actor in the world.
Jr.NTR: Nandamuri TAraka Rama RAo, NTR, is the greatest
actor in the world and my babai (uncle) is next to him
Tom Hanks (with a surprise): Who are you?
Jr.NTR: I am the true successor of the great legend NTR.
Tom Hanks: Anyway, who are you???
Jr.NTR: NTR is my tata garu: it means his my grand
father. He is always with me even though he is in the
heaven. MY babai....
Tom Hanks: (cuts his conversation and says) Oh God, are
you also an actor?
Jr.NTR: Yes, Even though my babai doesn t talk to me his
blessing are always with me. His movies are inspired me.
My babi and my tata ..
Tom Hanks: (again ineterrupts his talk and he doesn t
want to talk anymore about movies and he wants to shift
the conversation to something else) ARe you married?
Jr.NTR: NO, but, I fell in love with the beautiful girl
in the world.
Tom Hanks with a surprise looks) dont tell me you are in
love with Kournikova
Jr.NTR: No, I am in love with Aarti agarwal
Tom Hanks: Who is she?
JR.NTR : you dont know her (surprise in his face). She
is pretty, I cannot explain it you. But, I promised my
mom and to the industry people that I never propose her
to marry me.
Tom Honks: Why?
Jr.NTR: They think it spoils my carrer.
Tom Hanks: Dont say that Holly wood industry said to you
like that
Jr.NTR: NO Tollywood industry. My tata and my babai are
responsible for raising of tollywood industry to this
level. MY babai acted in two great movies. He really
inspired me......
Tom Honks ( angry, frustrated and cuts his bajana and
asks): what is your name?
Jr.NTR: NTR, my mother put this name because my tata and
my babai......
Tom Hanks is so confused and ready to get down of that
flight at next stop because the next available empty
seat is besides no other than Mr.Nandamuri
Tarakaratna

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[Decherynne]

:rofl: Hilarious, could not follow at some places but insiders of Tollywood would die of laughter reading that convo :rofl: