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[mean Gene]

An elderly lady and gentleman, who had been friends for many years lived in the same old folks home and one day, the old man came hurrying down the stairs all excited and said to his friend:
"Hey Mavis, would you come upstairs with me. This is the first time in ages I've felt this way and it might not happen again"
She looked at him disdainfully and said "Oh, I don't think I want to"
"Oh, go on Mavis, this might be my last chance. I'll give you £200?"
Envisaging thoughts of a new hat, handbag and pair of shoes, she replied,
"Go on then. You go on up and I'll meet you in your room"
So off he goes ahead of her and she follows up in the lift with the aid of a zimmer frame.
After it was over, he says,
"Phew! Mavis that was wonderful and if I'd have known you were a virgin, I'd have given you £600!"
and she replied,
"If I'd had known I was going to enjoy it so much, I would have taken me tights off!"