Oh Oh What Would You Do??

[Nightmary83]

Saturday around 6pm, I was heading north from Downtown to Markham area, and with the DVP thoroughly backed up, I decided to take various backroads using the Massage section of the Sun as my roadmap. I stopped in at a place on the west side of Vic Park, 2 blocks south of Lawrence.

Nice Oriental lady (Helen) checks me in, and for her age (probably 40) had the body of a woman in her 20's. Negotiated a NS, and then all of a sudden, I hearing a guy yelling at another MPA in the next room or the corridor. After about a minute, Helen excuses herself to go out and confront the loudmouth, after throwing a towel over Big Ben. The lower half of me now looks like a tent.

So here's the question............. do you?

(1) lay there and play dead like the CSI morgue?

(2) hide behind the door ready to sucker punch anyone coming through the door

(3) get dressed and make a bee-line for the exit

(4) hide under the table

(5) get dressed and pretend you're the manager

Is it actually possible to fight with a full erection?? Better still, would anyone fight with a naked guy with a full erection??


I'll finish the story after I read at least 5 replies

 

[carmencita120]

whats the guy yelling about?

sounds like alot of factors involved................i think my first reaction would be to get dressed and then depending what the are saying either take off, or just wait and be prepared

 

[JoshuaEvanss]

Get dressed and look out for the safety of the girls. Don't get stupid and jump a guy with a knife or gun, but at least let him know that someone is there listening and be ready to pull the girls out of the confrontation as soon as possible.

 

[mudfish]

...fight naked, unless you're in prison (or on Jerry Springer).

 

[IM at easports1515]

Get dressed, wait 'till things quiet down, then leave OR post email message from cell phone to massageplanet.net advising all members of situation, then pray. Do not under any circumstances fight with a full erection, an erection is to be used for only one thing & fighting isn't it.

 

[monie]

OK since I got my 5 replies, I just laid there with my tent until she came back - but (pardon the pun) I have to bone up on what I should do if it happens again.

.........and the Part Deux of the massage wasn't bad. $35 entry fee and $40 for NS

 

[Sukai__<3]

NS?

 

[theologynut]

Keyboard 2nd row for the bottom reads:

Shift z x c v b n m , . / Shift
or
Shift Z X C V B N M < > ? Shift

I think he meant BS but hit the "n" right beside the "b" instead.

 

[David P]

Good catch, I assumed NR

 

[kILLER mike]

Yes it is, you have a weapon at your disposal, you can shoot the enemy , and yes you bet they will.
Seriously, IMHO you should get dressed quickly, and if the situation is bad enough, make a quick exit.

 

[Camille]

I would do as flyingdgn stated.

He typed NS twice, maybe it's somethng new. Or just Nude Session.

 

[jobromancer]

BACKRUBbuzzard

By any chance you recall the name of the MP and could you clarify the meaning of NS?

" I don't think that Air Canada can fly you to NS for $75"

 

[Ryan was born may 20th]

I don't think I would make a quick exit if the ladies were in any danger. Though it may not be my responsibilty, morally, I couldn't leave them alone
I was at Jun Jun some time last year when a customer started acting up. My session had just ended, and the girl asked me to stay for a few minutes. I raised my voice enough for him to know there was someone else in another room, and let the ladies take care of the situation knowing I was there. After he left, they called Mary and told her they wanted to close early in case he returned. I verified the story to her and she agreed to let them close. In situations like that, I always say it is better to be safe than sorry.

 

[marzmargs12]

revolver was right - I guess I invented a new abbreviation for nude session

 

[arcusx]

As Mark Twain said,
"Naked people have very little or no influence on society."

I would have put some clothes on in anticipation of being drawn into the situation....whether I wanted to or not.

It's easy to get undressed again.

 

[deelell]

Thanks Hornet, you really worked to get me that reply...wow..

 

[lil_dj_max]

NS = Nasal Sex. The MPA picks her nose while she massages you. Not for the faint of heart (or stomach).