oh_jo123
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A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed
some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"
The lady explained she needed it to poison her husband. The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'd lose my
license. They'd throw both of us in jail."
The lady reached into her purse, pulled out a photo of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife, and handed it to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist looked at the photo. "Well now, you didn't tell me you
had a prescription."
some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"
The lady explained she needed it to poison her husband. The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'd lose my
license. They'd throw both of us in jail."
The lady reached into her purse, pulled out a photo of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife, and handed it to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist looked at the photo. "Well now, you didn't tell me you
had a prescription."