An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
Pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many
do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for s3x
anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far
enough so I don't pee on my shoes."