One for the lads

[rabbithorsegirl]

From a man's perspective

I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing.

I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their
heart.

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it,

I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??"

So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dreads.












She explains that I'm obviously not in tune with her emotional needs as a
Woman.

I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing is
going to happen that night, so I go to bed.

The very next day the we went shopping at a big unnamed department store...

I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She
couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them.

She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth £200 each to which I
say OK. And then we go to the Jewellery Dept where she gets a set of
diamond earrings.

Let me tell you ... she was so excited. She must have thought that I was
one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared.

I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she
doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it
was OK.


She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen
her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register" I

could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't feel
like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face ... it went
completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to
kill me, I added,








"You obviously are not in tune with my financial needs as
a Man."

 

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Andi

Hun hands off and get your own stuff!

L&L

MC

 

[_/=twihard:)/cc:)=\_]

oooh, sorry, when did you post this one?